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Desc:How to keep goats from eating everything in the Galapagos, involves helicopters and kiwis.
Category:Pets & Animals, Military
Tags:helicopter, goat, sniper, insatiable pests, goat abuse week
Submitted:1394
Date:11/20/07
Views:6887
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Pugargling
Comment count is 59
theSnake
This is awesome, sorry PETA.
SolRo
headshot, headshot, headshot.

man, that looks like a fun job.
athodyd
M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL

fluffy
KILLING SPREE

James Woods
UN-FREAKEN-BELIEVABLE!

James Woods
RAMPAGE!

GravidWithHate
"Get some! Get some! Get some, yeah, yeah, yeah!"
fermun
How can you shoot nannies or kids?

Sphinx
Because billy don't surf!

ogmisce
HAHAHAHAHAHA i was going to give this five stars anyway, but fuck, it deserves another five for you, sphinx

Raggamuffin
you just don't bleat 'em so much

garcet71283
This is when I am proud to be a human.
Hugo Gorilla
It's like an eccentric millionaire's hunting trip.
EvilHomer
Any goat that runs, is a VC. Any goat that stands still, is a well-disciplined VC!
Randroid
"goat-infested island", "insatiable pests"? I just love the rhetorics.
Albuquerque Halsey
Except it is not rhetoric. Those goats have no reason to be there; ergo, pests.

Randroid
You think I'm defending this dumb beast of the woods and not just commenting on the narrator's intonation and silly choice of words?

Aelric
reminds me of the government sponsored thinning of buffalo herds. we all know there was no problem with that!
Ursa_minor
Buffalo weren't and aren't an invasive and destructive species introduced to an ecologically fragile and unique island.

mouser
Damn nice shooting. He's aiming moving targets FROM a moving platform. Pretty nice.

Also, who's up for BBQ?
zatojones
GET SOME! GET SOME!
zatojones
Shit this video is a repetitive joke cluster fuck.

Roachbud
He just killed Osama BiLad's wives, hyuk hyuk.
RegularJosh
How does one sign up for this "job"?
HURF BLURF DUH
This is the greatest nature show episode ever.
Meatsack Jones
Any goat that runs is a VC. Any goat that stands still is a well disciplined VC.
svraz
Comment dupe.
(wasnt funny the first time)

Also: What a waste of good goat roti.

TheOtherCapnS
Any goat that runs is a VC. Any goat that stands still is a well disciplined VC.

longwinded
Any goat that runs is a VC. Any goat that stands still is a well disciplined VC.

EvilHomer
How can you shoot nannies and kids?

Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much. Ain't work hell?

Roachbud
Why'd ya rain on the five star parade for a comment dupe? Dead goats are priceless wonders of the world.

Adramelech
I think I just found the job that beats manager at a lesbian chocolate factory.
Erix
Man, I absolutely do NOT want to think about my chocolate's sexual preferences when I'm trying to enjoy a candy bar.

Hmm...on second thought, maybe I do...

gambol
Wow. I know what I want to be when I grow up.
RockBolt
I wouldn't even take a lunch break
1394
The name of this documentary is Galapagos, Islands that Changed the World and is a good watch if you can listen to tilda swinton drone on for an hour.
oogaBooga
Tilda Swinton. Such a limey name. I wonder what Ampersand Swinton is up to.

Camonk
"Me? Oh I get in a helicopter and shoot goats for a living. Why yes, I would like to have sex. Your place is fine."

See, the conceit is that a guy with this job will get a lot of trim.
lustygoat
I have qualms about this mission, sir
Camonk
Those goats plainly have earmites. It's mercy killing.

Rovin
Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Beware the goat with a thousand young."

Then mommy enters our dimension and devours the helicopter by sucking it into her quivering, writhing, gelatinous mass. One guy falls out and writes a diary about how it didn't really happen that turns out to allude that it really did. The end.
TeenerTot
Aww, poor goats. Maybe they could try rounding up a few to give to poor farmers?
But if they gotta do it this way--damn that guy is a good shot.
Xiphias
Any goat that runs is a VC. Any goat that stands still is a well disciplined VC.

oogaBooga
And now its funny again!

Grace Mugabe
Another crushing missed sountrack opportunity.
Caminante Nocturno
We all started humming it when the chopper showed up, anyway.

Caminante Nocturno
Thanks for standin' still, wanker!
tamago
Those are fainting goats. That guy missed.
Wombles
Perfect.

Although shoting them is stupid; they should simply release a bunch of wolves, lions, or bears (ideally all three or more). Then you'd get to shoot the dangerous predators; much more fun.

j lzrd / swift idiot
Invasive species make an awesome opportunity to totally legally go out and masacre animals. Next, I want to see a video of professional toad hunters in Aussie-land. Get those bastards!
Big Name Celebrity
Needs a "Fine red mist" tag.
Goethe and ernie
If you're going to remake The Thing, at least keep it in the arctic.
Goethe and ernie
Oh fuck me it's the antarctic isn't it? Well, I proper ballsed that up didn't I.

BornAgainCannibal
Any goat that runs is a VC. Any goat that stands still is a well disciplined VC.

Keefu
Any goat that runs is a VC. Any goat that stands still is a well disciplined VC.

colander
hell, those goats can fuck my sister.
colander
shit wait that's not right
Hooper_X
gg team
Pillager
@ :55

"Fuck, you just wiped out my whole family. What do I have to lose?"


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