~ "Hello again this is missdivabdsm, Is there anything Sexual that you can do with your powers? Can you tecah me somethings?, If you teach me a few things I will teach you some rather nice things that you will remember..PLEASE MASTER?"
~ "YOUR QUESTIONS ARE KIND OF STRANGE, HOWEVER THERE ARE SOME SEXUAL THINGS THAT THIS DOES, AS FAR AS YOU TEACHING ME ANYTHING,NO COMMENT, I WILL TEACH YOU COMPLETLY FREE, GOD BLESS YOU, THANKS FOR THE COMMENT, Steve"
the YT comments and description truly hammer the lunacy home.
i love this little planet we live on.
I can think of a couple of psychotropic medications that'll help you work that out.
Geez. How many taser clips do we have to watch today?
|Killer Joe |
Qi gong is real! When I lived in China, there were always old dudes and ladies walking around on their hands and feet, then they'd walk backwards! Then, immortality!
true, however this is not Qi Gong as i've ever seen it. don't get me wrong, Qi Gong is just kinda a pseudo-martial art/cult/communist punching bag, so many this guys crazy is like their crazy. however, the all caps-a-thon that are this dudes insane comments make this the most nutbar thing i've seen since...since...shit, since earlier today. goddamn, i gotta stop coming here.
"Notice how noone is touching me."
|Doctor Arcane |
Damn, its gone. I'm sad.
Click through to Youtube -- it's still available, and it's magnificent.
This made me laugh so hard I literally cried. I mean, I was expecting some kind of martial arts demonstration or something, but hey.
Haha, "God's Chi Energy, only positive thoughts", it's like this guy formed a worldview by combining the first paragraph of every fake metaphysical web site on the internet.
You win, World Wide Web.
Caps Lock, the language of champions!
Well, I'm convinced.
I CAN'T TAKE NO MORE RIGHT NOW.
I'm not wearing any shoes
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Goronchev of God channelers
|Aubrey McFate |
This. This is it. POE, the entire internet...this makes it all. I live for this stuff.
So that was obviously awesome. How would it have been different had he been wearing shoes? Obviously the fact that he was shoeless was important.
|Billy Buttsex |
BUT YOU GET MY DRIFT
My little brother mentioned that he didn't see any lightning bolts or anything.
|HURF BLURF DUH |
I demand a lightning/laser/Hadouken special effects treatment of this video. NOW.
For a minute, I thought this was the same guy who made all the hand-fart videos.
He has no shoes on.
Shoes are like corks on your chi flow.
Mike in Canada rocks.
i wonder which one of us he meant. cuz theres at least three of us up here.
also, for a man to do that with no shoes take much skill.
Anyone else hearing "I'm only five years old" in the middle there?
Also, qi gong gives you dry heaves.
|Pie Boy |
Worst midlife crisis ever.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
God dammit Internet, you win again. I really need to stop playing this game against you.
oh I got his drift, it is a drift that is sending me deeper into bitterness and alcohol dependence.
|William Batty |
i wish i could order the transcript of this video
Holy shit. Carl shaved his moustache and got a tan.
|Vestigial Johnson |
it's a national tragedy that this video isn't available anymore :(
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