EvilHomer 
~ "Hello again this is missdivabdsm, Is there anything Sexual that you can do with your powers? Can you tecah me somethings?, If you teach me a few things I will teach you some rather nice things that you will remember..PLEASE MASTER?"
~ "YOUR QUESTIONS ARE KIND OF STRANGE, HOWEVER THERE ARE SOME SEXUAL THINGS THAT THIS DOES, AS FAR AS YOU TEACHING ME ANYTHING,NO COMMENT, I WILL TEACH YOU COMPLETLY FREE, GOD BLESS YOU, THANKS FOR THE COMMENT, Steve"
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Aelric
the YT comments and description truly hammer the lunacy home.
i love this little planet we live on.
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kingarthur
I can think of a couple of psychotropic medications that'll help you work that out.
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mouser
Geez. How many taser clips do we have to watch today?
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Killer Joe
Qi gong is real! When I lived in China, there were always old dudes and ladies walking around on their hands and feet, then they'd walk backwards! Then, immortality!
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Aelric true, however this is not Qi Gong as i've ever seen it. don't get me wrong, Qi Gong is just kinda a pseudo-martial art/cult/communist punching bag, so many this guys crazy is like their crazy. however, the all caps-a-thon that are this dudes insane comments make this the most nutbar thing i've seen since...since...shit, since earlier today. goddamn, i gotta stop coming here.
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Stopheles
"Notice how noone is touching me."
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Doctor Arcane
Damn, its gone. I'm sad.
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Stopheles Click through to Youtube -- it's still available, and it's magnificent.
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fourthguy
This made me laugh so hard I literally cried. I mean, I was expecting some kind of martial arts demonstration or something, but hey.
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Adramelech
Haha, "God's Chi Energy, only positive thoughts", it's like this guy formed a worldview by combining the first paragraph of every fake metaphysical web site on the internet.
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GoodAaron
You win, World Wide Web.
You win.
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jihadbaby
Caps Lock, the language of champions!
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NoCode
Well, I'm convinced.
I CAN'T TAKE NO MORE RIGHT NOW.
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oddeye
I'm not wearing any shoes
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Goronchev of God channelers
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Aubrey McFate
This. This is it. POE, the entire internet...this makes it all. I live for this stuff.
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Camonk
So that was obviously awesome. How would it have been different had he been wearing shoes? Obviously the fact that he was shoeless was important.
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Billy Buttsex
BUT YOU GET MY DRIFT
My little brother mentioned that he didn't see any lightning bolts or anything.
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HURF BLURF DUH
I demand a lightning/laser/Hadouken special effects treatment of this video. NOW.
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Xiphias
BLOOOARRGG CHUCHUCHU
BLOOOO FOFOTO
HOOOOOO
AAAAAAAHH
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Hooper_X
For a minute, I thought this was the same guy who made all the hand-fart videos.
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athodyd
He has no shoes on.
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Vicious Shoes are like corks on your chi flow.
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ihounokyaku
Mike in Canada rocks.
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commandocucumber i wonder which one of us he meant. cuz theres at least three of us up here.
also, for a man to do that with no shoes take much skill.
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Chalkdust
Anyone else hearing "I'm only five years old" in the middle there?
Also, qi gong gives you dry heaves.
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Pie Boy
Worst midlife crisis ever.
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j lzrd / swift idiot
God dammit Internet, you win again. I really need to stop playing this game against you.
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oogaBooga
Oh, youtube!
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RoyCastle
oh I got his drift, it is a drift that is sending me deeper into bitterness and alcohol dependence.
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Myrmidon
What.
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William Batty
i wish i could order the transcript of this video
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kingofthenothing
Holy shit. Carl shaved his moustache and got a tan.
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Vestigial Johnson
it's a national tragedy that this video isn't available anymore :(
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