|Stopheles - 2007-11-23 |
It's not that unreasonable to assume that the Professor could create a working spaceship before he could figure out how to patch a hole in a boat.
Oh, he was more than capable of patching that hole, he just wanted to show off with that stupid rocket.
And even then, he never gets laid. The only other men around are tubs, shortbus, and the old closeted gay, and STILL the egghead can't get a piece? Not even from Ginger, and you know the "ditzy actress" has handled more jewish cocks than a mohel.
It's clear in retrospect that all the television from my youth was intended as a life lesson for young boys: learn how to throw a ball, or you'll just end up frustrated and bitter. And then when you try to blow up the Eastern Seaboard, you'll just get cockblocked again by some jock in a suit or a cape.
Take it to heart, kids.
|Pandatronic - 2007-11-23 |
|TimbolinoBilchard - 2007-11-24 |
Nice to see that Tina Louise wasn't a big a whore as the rest of the cast.
i distinctly remember her in one of the reunion movies. i'm sorry, i can't say which.
She was on an episode of Roseanne with the rest of the living castmembers, playing Roseanne characters.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2007-11-24 |
You idiots didn't even need to leave the atmosphere to get home. Or were you just taking the long way?
|Cap'n Profan!ty - 2007-11-24 |
It's appalling, but it's no "Harlem Globetrotters on Gilligan's Island" (1981). Find THAT clip, if you can.
|Xenocide - 2007-11-24 |
How can you do a Gilligan's Island cartoon and not at least try to rip off the theme song? That was the best part of the entire show!
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-11-24 |
My best friend actually has this on VHS
|Testicles of Doom - 2007-11-25 |
Oh.... no.... dear God no!
|Pie Boy - 2008-02-28 |
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