EvilHomer
You're just mad because Beat Takeshi is a better bouncer than you.

Roachbud
nope, this is just stupid. Suck my bouncer dick.

EvilHomer
Ooo, I love it when you talk dirty like that, baby.

Is this you?

http://www.mezedc.com/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadI tem&g2_itemId=1397&g2_serialNumber=1

Roachbud
No, I work up the street from that place

Frank Rizzo
you are wrong sir, and to prove this I will now cancel your one star with a five star.

I am immune to the legal issues pertaining to 5 starring your own submission.

Dinky Patterson
This place Meze has free belly dancing lessons--and a big black dude for a bouncer. Could you take him, Roachbud?

http://www.mezedc.com/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.ShowItem& g2_itemID=1045

Camonk
Bouncers should stick to sullen staring and list checking because you're an idiot.

Roachbud
Dinky, I wouldn't fight anyone from the strip except for Ian at the falafel shop, he's a douche. Camonk, bouncing is a side gig for me, I make money with my brain during the day.

EvilHomer
Ah! Medical experiments. Good man. Give those poor chimps a well-needed rest for once- move over, Bananas! Roachbud'll show you how a bouncer does this shit!

Caminante Nocturno
I don't think you're really a bouncer.

Roachbud
No, if bars kicked out all the idiots that go in them, they would go out of business.

Menudo con queso
Because the bouncing trade is so well known for its braniac population -- oh wait, you're really a reporter, you just can't get work at the job that requires mental talent? Hope that situation improves for ya, Mister Halberstam.