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Desc:Save poetv week continues!
Category:Humor
Tags:Training, inspirational, corporate, look at us!, flagstar
Submitted:baleen
Date:12/05/07
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Comment count is 35
theFlu - 2007-12-05
their "portions have impressed" a generic middle-manager!

Also, count the waving faces at the end that seriously don't give a shit
Jeff Fries - 2007-12-06
Dunder-Mifflinesque

Randroid - 2007-12-05
I'm a Captain of Industry!
Rafiki - 2007-12-05
Everyone's a star
at our side and salad bar

baleen - 2007-12-05

awww enemies of baleen are 1 starring me. :(
theFlu - 2007-12-05
I think you're a fat, pompous 14-year old - but people should vote for the clips, and not the person.

THE MORE YOU KNOW.

baleen - 2007-12-05

hilarious!

Roachbud - 2007-12-05
Five stars for moons over myhammy and waitresses that accept tips in the form of joints
Squeamish - 2007-12-05
The clips of the food were genuinely horrifying.
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-12-05
"We're putting out a whole new vibe"
Sign: It's like having a child hug your neck

Rovin - 2007-12-05
That music + Denny's + Denny's actually mentioned in the song was enough for 5 stars alone.
futurebot - 2007-12-05
There's always a kind of air of desperation in corporate inspirational videos, and I'm not sure where it's coming from.
Dinky Patterson - 2007-12-05
Sort of like in The Exorcist when Father Karras sees the words HELP ME bubble on Regan's stomach.

joyofdiscord - 2007-12-05
This couldn't be any more perfect if it came with a free blowjob.

The fact that they boast about having "real food."

The doughy, grinning, curly-haired semi-retarded manchildren (that you know are touching themselves in the walk-in cooler) looming over your table and your chicken nuggets.

The extra Flaaagstaa-aa-aar at the end.

And yes, I almost pissed myself over everyone being a "star, at our side and salad bar."
bang to buck ratio - 2007-12-05
Watching this video was like having a child hug my neck
Caminante Nocturno - 2007-12-05
You know what I blame for this? We are the World. That song left a huge stain on our culture.

Also, just looking at the food made me feel overeating sickness.
cognitivedissonance - 2007-12-05
It's Flagstar corporate policy that no Denny's can be further than 500 yards from a major highway.
revdrew - 2007-12-05
How can any of these people (including, nay, especially the singers) be able to look themselves in the mirror anymore?
Kingofthehobos - 2007-12-05
They have smiles but their cold dead lying eyes...
Leviathant - 2007-12-05
Oh fuck, there's even a key change!
RockBolt - 2007-12-05
Thanks, that final flaaAAAAgstar made me spew tea all over my desk
hornung - 2007-12-06
neville brothers wrote this jingle.
you can tell because it's funky
Aubrey McFate - 2007-12-06
*flaaaAAAAHAAAAAAAAG-staaaar*
Stopheles - 2007-12-06
-2.45: What the hell kind of breakfast is that supposed to be? Lichen?

(also: FlaaaHAAAAAAAAGstahahaarrrr"
lolcoolj - 2007-12-06
Early in the video they show the lady putting up the Save the Children charity. Then they go and give the children obesity and diabetes. But i'll be damned if I wasn't thinking about Denny's Reese's pie that whole time. Plus whenever i'm taking a ride on the turnpike there has to be a stop at the rest area with the Hardees. Unfortunately I coldn't tell you where a Denny's is without looking it up. Up yours Flagstar.
RockBolt - 2007-12-06
Compare this to Japan

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=19348
bopeton - 2007-12-07
So many terrifying restaurants owned by the same company! I had no idea! Somehow, having learned this has made the world a colder place for me.
CuteLucca - 2007-12-07
FlaaaaaHAA*AAAaaaaag staaar!

I have to wonder if anyone... ANYONE... ever actually thought these were a valuable method of training or motivating? I mean, several dozen people, at least, had a hand in making/singing/appearing in this. Did none of them sit back when it was all done and say "Hey guys... this is absolutely retarded. What were we thinking?"
CuteLucca - 2007-12-07
Oh yeah, FIVE STARS because I'm a star at the salad bar!

Chalkdust - 2007-12-18
Oh, god. Irvine is a city-sized corporate park. Also, I think I've eaten at that Carrow's. Seeing which chains they operate puts things in perspective.

Also, "It's like having a child hug your neck"! And the soaring falsetto right at the end. Damn.
Enjoy - 2007-12-18
I'm going to have this song played when we renew our wedding vows.
Mayberry Pancakes - 2008-01-04
How do you sing this with an ounce of dignity, much less conviction? I doubt this guy got paid very much.

I think I've heard a grand total of two of these restaurants. Hmm.
Pie Boy - 2008-04-20
This reminds me of nothing more than the Hip Soviet National Anthem video.

Slavsya otechestvo nashe svobodnoye.
lemmyisgod - 2008-05-07
Wow, all the crappy chains are owned by the same corporation. Shocking.
tamago - 2008-06-12
Another five stars for "FLAAAAAAAH-AAAAAGG-STAR!" right here

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