The first part of this was astonishingly pedotacular. Right after they mention the flamingo winning the junior championships, there's a picture of her on the cover of some awful Playboy parody, then there's a panty shot of a little girl bear who looks like Pedobear, then a clip with a horrible, leering greasy pig executive speaking in double entendres, then a picture of him hugging the flamingo in an unlikely and awkward way that makes it look like he's hoisting his giant, erect cock for the camera to get a look at, and then the underage skater wins the gold with a routine that blows off all her clothes.