Five stars for:
Making tap dancing sound like an army of typewriters.
Employing a genderless child.
"I wish Grandma was here."
NO NO NO EIGHTIES-ERA MUTANT BABIES OH MY GOD DON'T HUG ME YOU RADIOACTIVE FREAKS
I understand this is used as punishment for adultery in Dubai.
|Jimmy Labatt |
Guaranteed to send anyone over the age of eight into a frothing rage
Thanks a lot. Now I can never hug anyone again.
Oh shucky-darn, never a dead grasshopper exploding into a writhing mass of horsehair worms when you need it.
I remember watching this as a child. The huggabunches have to protect these peaches that make you immortal.
This whole movie or episode thing is available on youtube, apparently.
- They are trying to steal magic peaches from a witch, and
- -hugs are how the hideous mutant chilldren procreate.
|Angel Carver |
It looks like they're tap-dancing on a row of toilet tanks.
At 1:13 :
"OH, HOW I WISH GRANDMA WAS HERE."
"She's done a lot more drugs than me, maybe she could talk me down..."
For some reason I do not remember this.
EIGHTIES NOSTALGIA FILTER FAILING
BRAIN DAMAGE IMMINENT
|Caminante Nocturno |
What I wouldn't give for a baseball bat and a nail gun.
|Spike Jonez |
I had completely blocked out this nightmare until just now. I don't think I'll be able to sleep ever again.
Oh what I wouldn't give, in that situation, to have a flamethrower handy.
see? this is what poetv was made for. horrific 80s era toy-themes movies about hugging and not televised suicides
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I think it would have been better if just as he had brought up his brother, a punk teenager came in and kicked the crap out of everyone involved.
This wasn't as horrifying when I was 6.
Unbelievably awful. So there's a whole movie of this kind of, um, hugging action? That I have to see.
Now lets all wait for the neo-con retards to somehow blame this on the liberals.
THE EYES! Jesus, every one of those things looks like the stay-puft marshmallow man.
People paid money to produce this
...and the Internet destroys another piece of my soul that kids' television didn't get the first time around.
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