Jesus christ, that's what the news is like in Billings, Montana.
THAT IS AN ACTUAL TELEVISION NEWSCAST. BY SOMEONE WHO PRESUMABLY WENT TO JOURNALISM SCHOOL.
One star for each god-awful flat pun.
The most inexplicable lunatic PoE has ever known. If this guy was a reputable journalist, he'd ask him the tough (Jonah Falcon's cock-related) questions.
|Wonko the Sane |
Somehow he manages to sound even more retarded in person, a feat once thought of as impossible.
Frightening... and strangely comical.
|HURF BLURF DUH |
All I could think of was, "what if this promo were about what that truck really is to Robert?" What if it were a big monster cock rally and Jeff was there to run over smaller, busted up cocks with his big huge cock? And the stupid podunk TV announcer were making idiotic puns about how his cock needed a lot of blood, sweat, and rears?
You gotta love his high, squeaky voice.
For those of you wondering what this is all about, I present the famous Envelope Test™ where Jeff / Robert burst upon our consciousness:
|Mayberry Pancakes |
Wow. A legend come to life.
Do these people not have real news? Is there no crime in Montana?
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
oh my god. it's worse than i imagined.
13 1/2 stars!!
NONSENSE!!! NO MORE THAN 10 STARS - IF THAT!!!!!
REMOVE THE COMPLETE PAGE located at http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=30248
There is libelous material on that page.. REMOVE IT AT ONCE!!
I have been in contact with the Youtube Legal Dept. and my own attorney.
PLEASE REMOVE THE ENTIRE PAGE!!
It never ends....
I have had an appointment with the ACLU for a little while now, and I am seeing them tomorrow. I will tell them about your inability to control
your own website, and turn the matter over to them.
Negotiations are OVER...REMOVE THE OFFENDING PAGE!!
I would like to see my contact with the ACLU and tell them that everything is OK, but you apparently do not wish to comply with my Civil Rights.
TAKE THE OFFENDING SITE DOWN!!
TAKE IT DOWN NOW!!
I WILL NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL!!
IT'S THIS: TAKE THE PAGE DOWN NOW, OR JUST WAIT TILL YOU GET A COURT ORDER WHEN I SUE YOU!!
YOUR THREATS TO ME HAVE NO MEANING TO ME, SO TAKE ME ON!!
JUST END IT ALL BY REMOVING THE PAGE...THAT IS ALL I ASK.
OR, JUST WAIT A LITTLE WHILE, AND BE SUED FOR VIOLATING MY CIVIL RIGHTS!!
SO..WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?? TOUGH MAN??
IF YOU ARE SO TOUGH, THEN GIVE ME YOUR MAILING ADDRESS RIGHT NOW SO I CAN HAVE MY CASEWORKER SEND YOU THE PAPERWORK.
OR JUST TAKE DOWN THE PAGE!!
ALL I WANT IS FOR YOU TO TAKE DOWN THE PAGE...BUT IF YOU PUSH ME, YOU WILL GET MORE THAN YOU ASKED FOR!!
WHY ARE YOU BEING SO IMPOSSIBLE TO DEAL WITH??? CANT YOU READ?? CANT YOU READ THE LIBEL ON YOUR OWN WEBSITE???
I don't have to tell you anything! Why don't you just erase the page? Do you really want to go through the expense
of hiring a defense attorney just because you won't do a simple thing like deleting a web page??
Well, I am going to bed.. I don't feel like playing your imbecile game. Either take down the page or get sued by the
ACLU..it's up to you. I am seeing my ACLU Attorney at 2pm Mountain time tomorrow (today).. we will take a look
to see if the page is down by then. You apparently don't know what has happened with me.. I am a disabled person, and you are trying to take advantage of me!! BYE!!
Working link here, even though it says "removed by user", and that user is "jwstrand63":
and here, also jwstrand, but not removed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBbgRr4BjmI
Yeah, really damning stuff, there.
See Thunder Beast, a big fuckin' truck with big fuckin' wheels crush cars!
You'll pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge...because you'll need room for your cock to dangle down as Jeff Strand demands you hold an envelope next to it!
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