Caminante Nocturno That cell phone was invented so that you could more easily call 911 in these situations.
Scynne Why do people still not see this stuff coming?
citrusmirakel That he'd slide off the street, get thrown off his skateboard, and nut himself on a parking sign? You honestly saw that coming?
fluffy I'm glad this went differently than I was expecting. I'm not much a fan of blood.
j lzrd / swift idiot I love it when a short and sweet video is slightly longer than my idea of "short," while simultaniously blindsiding me with a hat-trick of the unexpected. I mean, wow. He rode that sum'bitch right to the pole. And you know when he hit the grass, he saw it coming but was just too shocked that street luging without haybales in suburbia surrounded by jerkhole friends isn't the best of ideas for his mind to send the "roll twelve inches to the left or right" impulse.