A Jumping Spider! The real value of this clip is seeing it posted on a forum or a blog and watching the inevitable happen.
Caminante Nocturno My brother-in-law proposed to my sister at a football game. Except they had been together for at least four-to-five years before he proposed, and he was smart enough not to drag her into the middle of the field to do so.
As for this video, this is the first time I've ever felt so much schadenfreude that it actually caused me physical pain.