Perfect.

Also: Intermet.

Fucking rad.

I really wanna hear this guy do "I! DRINK! YOUR! MILKSHAKE!"

TAKE THAT TO THE BANK!

Ok, man, I'm dancing. Calm the fuck down.

Oh God I can't stop laughing. Enjoy this even tops your Alpha Raver.

It's funny until you realize he enables drunks and retards to drive.

True story: I got a reckless driving charge the I pled guilty to a few years back. after my license was suspended for thirty days, I had to file an SR-22 to get new insurance. I went to Vern Fonk because of these damn memorable commercials and I ended up paying less than half what I used to pay monthly.

Thanks Vern Fonk for rewarding my reckless behavior.

You''re my hero, Enjoy.

I've never seen this guy on Seattle TV, am I just not watching Judge Judy or Jerry Springer enough?

The other one is better, with the pelvic thrusts

Sold

I'm in Seattle, and I was almost sad that I don't watch TV when I saw this.

Almost.

I am proud to say I have seen this on tv
(and the actor who plays Vern Fonk)




And I honk when I drive by Vern Fonk.

New rule: If a commercial features an obvious fake mustache, I'm going to five star it.

Five stars for DANCE!

Clever car commercials are too few and far between these days. My favorites were still for Thomason Auto in Portland, but this one's close

five stars for Shaboopie! automatic 5 stars for out of context references to The Music Man.

Very well done, it even looks great for a lo-budget ad

+5 for the random shot of the bald dude grinning like a chimp.

Plus: Him dancing on top of the car. DANCE!

Excellent!

I love so much that this is a real commercial.

Sha-POOPIE! Take that to the bank!

I'm dancing. Just don't hurt me.

Who in fuck's name would buy insurance from this fella?

OR YOU COULD DRIVE YOUR CAR!!

Yes.