Caminante Nocturno Cap'n Ron made a big enough negative impact on the cast of MST3K that they used it more than once as a metaphor and explanation for great sadness.
Also, this clip is hilarious.
IrishWhiskey Turning something from Jungle2Jungle into comedy, is like turning Ebola into delicious candybars.
Jeff Fries I was going to describe the plot of Captain Ron as a sarcastic response, but I don't remember how Martin Short's character explained why it was a great idea to take his whole family on a cruise in a small ship run by one guy who looks like Sammy Hagar.
Caminante Nocturno He remembered what ol' Jack Burton would say in a time like that.