hahahahaha. fucking hell.
|Testicles of Doom |
I'll say what I said when I saw this some time ago...
He's got to have a lot of guts to stand in front of all of those people and play that badly.
But now that I think about it, they were cheering so what does that say about them?
Not guts - he just doesn't realize that he's playing badly.
I just... This just seems so strange. I guess I just have too much faith in people. How can he not know? Even with an IQ of, what, 75?
Are you sure this isn't a shred?
|HURF BLURF DUH |
Beautiful use of the "Accidents & Explosions" category
He's the irritating guy in your dorm that sits in his room with the door open while he noodles endlessly on an acoustic guitar.
When Fred Durst dies, he will be put into a band with Linda McCartney. They will play endless gigs in Heaven, because that will be one of the most entertaining bands ever to hit the stage.
I'm pretty sure Fred Durst is going to hell.
Please don't say that. Even as a joke. The idea of Fred Durst Christian Rock may be enough to convince those aliens monitoring us to finally give up and turn the planet into spare parts.
|Syd Midnight |
At first I thought this was one of those "shreds" parodies where they overdub bad playing over a concert video. However, it's shorter and more plausible than any "shreds" parody I've seen before.
Yeah, I thought this was one of those shreds things too. Wes Borland did some cool stuff.
"wes borland did some cool stuff."
you are a cock.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
The audience must have felt torn between their love for crap and pained eardrums.
This needs a 10 minute long tutorial teaching you how to shred like Durst.
When I used to read "Guitar Player" type magazines, they had the occasional ironic lesson. Cliff Williams of AC/DC giving a bass lesson on how to play quarter notes was good. My favorite moment was a Kurt Cobain aside on how Fender guitars suck because you have to remove the strings to adjust the bridge, and the interviewer says "That's what a hex wrench is for." "Shit."
|a flaming monkey |
Did he say, "Shragmyfrengsdenite" ?
a flaming monkey
How disappointing. I thought maybe it was a newly discovered element.
Proof that if you have enough money to have a big enough publicity and market saturation drive behind you, you too can make it to the big time.
Also, appealing to white suburban asshattery also helps. See also: Kid Rock.
I don't think athodyd was saying that kid rock is "fucking sweet"..... At least not in the way that you are intending to mean it.
|Sean Robinson |
Did someone hand him the guitar as a practical joke? Was there some wild slapstick sequence of events that ended with him slipping on a banana peel and ending up on stage?
|Mike Tyson?! |
I don't even know what to say. It's 100% awful.
Man, he doesn't even look strung out. So what's his excuse?
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|Dinky Patterson |
Play some Skynyrd!
I think I heard Simon Cowell have a massive stroke.
Dude, he totally shreds!
The best "shred" video by FAR, because it's freakin REAL! I cried laughing.
WTF X Infinity
i have played guitar for 12 years and oh my god, this makes me so happy
"Okay, wait... no, now... okay... just... hold on... okay, now... no, wait..."
Keep practicing buddy, you'll get it someday.
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