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Desc:If you beat off, your dog will die...wait, what?
Category:Cartoons & Animation, Educational
Tags:dog, masturbation, seriously what, poorly animated, dull surprise
Submitted:thebaronsdoctor
Date:03/28/08
Views:3581
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Comment count is 16
Caminante Nocturno - 2008-03-28
The dog may have died, but the TV apparently still lives.
Adramelech - 2008-03-28
Is this real? Because the subtitles seem really easy to add and there's no real masturbatory content. Five stars either way just for a profoundly bizarre animation.
Cap'n Profan!ty - 2008-03-28
the one with the crickets is better, though the dead dog is a bonus
Smellvin - 2008-03-28
Counterpoint: Larry David is a Jew and he likes masturbation.
RomancingTrain - 2008-03-28
Looks like it was anti-pot originally.
zatojones - 2008-03-28
I'm impressed that guy can continue jerkin it even with the dog in the room
fluffy - 2008-03-28
Apparently this website has something to do with these PSAs: http://taketheaction.com/

# Masturbation destroys your health
# You waste your valuable time on masturbation
# Weakens your ability to make money (since you spend most of your valuable time watching pornographic content and then masturbating)
# Destroys your marriage or your relationship with your partner
# Makes you feel guilty after masturbation (inferiority complex)
# Prevents you from having better sex with your partner
# Creates a negative psychology that can affect your business life
# Prevents you from making your life's dream come true (since you spend most of your valuable time watching pornographic content and then masturbating)
biclops - 2008-03-28
They seem really fixated on the amount of time it takes to masturbate. I don't think they're doing it right.

Xenocide - 2008-03-29
This is basically the exact same set of arguments Partnership For a Drug-Free America uses against pot. And they work just as well.

Ms. Vonscarlet - 2008-04-01
taketheaction.com is INSANE. So, you just pay the introductory for the e-book and you will "learn to control your life, and not let your sexual organ control you". Oh, boy! That sure sounds like such a great deal.

athodyd - 2008-03-28
I like that haircut.
Jeff Fries - 2008-03-29
Maybe you wouldn't be playing with it so much if it you still had the scabbard
FABIO2 - 2008-03-29
Somewhere out there, there is a PSA firm launching a massive campaign for kids based entirely off of "it'll hurt your dog".

There's some anti-marijuana ads floating around with a kid's dog begging to be walked but the kid is too stoned to care.
Cheese - 2008-03-29
I blame the Jews.
wtf japan - 2008-03-29
The Jews *invented* masturbation (see Onan). You'd think there'd be a holiday or something.
TheMarsTravolta - 2008-05-09
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQfWW5h3By4

Part 2. I'm five staring part 2 just for the crickets.
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