|Caminante Nocturno |
What a disgusting animal.
I never have been fond of dogs... but I have a special loathing for Labradors.
There must be a reason they're playing with it at the beach instead of at home.
Something about this seems wrong. But what?
j lzrd / swift idiot
Are you sure you really want to know, Phillipe? Because the truth is that there are people out there in the world who can only fall in love with very yucky things, like a doggy who poops water when he barks. I'm not sure I should really tell you about those people. No, I probably shouldn't. Well, you did ask. You can tell the bad people because their feet point backwards! They also have their thumbs at the BOTTOM of their hand, not the top! Sometimes, they don't have eyebrows, so look out for that too.
Here, I made you a paper airplane earlier. I know it's small and it doesn't look like the ones Lyle makes when you ask him, but instead of being made of newspaper, this one's bright red construction paper! Being red makes it go a little faster, you know, that's why so many fast cars are red. I'll tell you about how helicopters and planes fly later, but here's a hint: If you could spin around or run fast enough with your arms out and jumped really high, what do you think might happen? Haha, now go play, kid.
aww I just imagine him all excited and wagging his tail in labrador Depends.
"I spit when I talk ... I also fart when I spit."
stay IN FRONT of this animal at ALL TIMES
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
|Doctor Arcane |
That can't be healthy
Get it to fart bees and we'll have a platinum hit on our hands.
|Thatcher Pennywhistle |
At the off the leash dog beach this happens all the time.
I wonder how long they had to wait before they felt comfortable letting it into the car
What a filthy creature.
How much liquid can one dog hold?
I'm thinking that's probably its anal glands doing all the squirting. That barely makes it less disgusting.
That's retarded. The dog drank a bunch of saltwater, a diaretic. A dog's anal glands aren't water balloons.
"We need to make him shit" ???
And that right there folks is why cats don't do water.
|Frank Rizzo |
cats > dogs
why does a thing like this exist?
It is not anal glands as was suggested, rather his ass is inhaling water into his intestine and the pressure of the muscles clenching when he barks shoots it out. People that can do this usually can get in certain positions and inhale air too, making themselves fart. This French guy, Le Petomane, discovered it the same way- in the water- and proceeded to make a career of ass inhalation induced farting.
|Midnight Man |
DOGS ARE WONDERFUL!
|Magical Man from Happy-Land |
He's like a schizophrenic with a gun. Every time someone tries to edge up to him, he turns around and suddenly they're fifty feet away.
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