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andru strange - 2008-04-14

OMG, it's got the cutest fucking paws... extra star.

Billy the Poet - 2008-04-14

I see what you're doing there... Faggot.

andru strange - 2008-04-14

i love being called a faggot by cat-faggots.

andru strange - 2008-04-14

oh, wait! no, you're supposed to be a girl, aren't you? righttt...

Aernaroth2 - 2008-04-14

Just to spite you.

andru strange - 2008-04-14

AAARGHHH!!! ya got me!!!

halon - 2008-04-14

So, is this your thing?

andru strange - 2008-04-14


SARS - 2008-04-15


1394 - 2008-06-17

Cats should not be allowed to play the theremin.

tamago - 2009-05-15

And none of you one-star trolls should be allowed to play on PoETV.

oogaBooga - 2010-03-13

I'm glad none of you are ever around anymore. You're faggots.

dementomstie - 2008-04-14

Now I want to see a cat BUILD a theremin, that would be impressive

Udderdude - 2008-04-14

5 MOTHERFUCKING STARS for the ending.

andru strange - 2008-04-14


Frank Rizzo - 2008-04-14

"hello there"

Caminante Nocturno - 2008-04-14

So it was THAT cat's doing all along!

Stog - 2008-04-14

Cat does not appreciate the other cat's theremin playing skills.

Magical Man from Happy-Land - 2008-07-25



klingerbgoode - 2008-08-29

he's all "i can't believe i bought a ticket to this"

Walker - 2008-08-29

Yeah, just as the noise was starting to get annoying, the pan down to see the other cat with the "WTF" expression made everything right again.

TinManic - 2008-04-14

this was decent. more freakout would elevated it to 'good.'

tamago - 2008-04-14

You DO have a soul! I fucking knew it!

TinManic - 2008-04-15

i do. i also have taste but that means about as much to you as red does to a blind man.

andru strange - 2008-04-15

agreed... check out his profile, he favorites every video he watches.

tamago - 2008-05-11

Don't feel bad TinManic. I still hate you.

tamago - 2008-05-11

I don't favourite any of your videos, andru. This is because you are a shrill faggot with no taste.

Just like TinManic. :)

Smellvin - 2008-04-14

Anyone voting less than four on this is an asshole.

Jeff Fries - 2008-04-14

Here you go

karl hungus - 2008-04-14

way to pull your ass out of the fire at the last second.

Sean Robinson - 2008-04-14

You are all spurning a better way to live by gorging on these mediocrities.

Jeff Fries - 2008-04-14

And you are fucking up the English language

Jeff Fries - 2008-04-14

I mean I hate cat videos too, but this one is playing a theremin for his friend.

Sean Robinson - 2008-04-15

God played theremin with yo momma's ugly-ass face and we all have to suffer as the audience.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2008-04-15

Well done, Sean, you've realized we all live on baby [here: cat] home videos, sex and violence, and popular [for you, country] music.

Now add the popular obsession with consumer goods, comfort eating and alcohol [hedonism in general], and you've described all society, ever.

Sean Robinson - 2008-04-15

BBBS, you try to develop unintuitive linkages in the laziest possible way.

BBBS, this is because your mom's a whore.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2008-04-15

Yeah, yeah. We know. And at least my mom appreciates that mediocrity is a bar that Youtube will never raise.

Welcome to mass-culture.

citrusmirakel - 2008-04-14

Five stars for theremin kitty. Another ten stars for the ending.

andru strange - 2008-04-14

i got this really, really, really, really, really cute lisa frank binder the other day that has a picture of a kitty playing with a reflection of itself in a mirror. just thinking about it makes me smile! CATS RULE! LOL! AM I RIGHT?!

Honest Abe - 2008-04-14

can you get any more shrill

Mostly Pi - 2008-04-14

Seriously. You voiced your displeasure already. Starting a second bitch fest without provocation makes you a sad little prick rather than a normal asshole- they are basically the bread and butter POEtv visitor and will treat you poorly if they discover your high strung prickishness. Also, weren't you the first one to even post on this thing? Do you often rush to vent your spleen when cat videos make it through the hopper? Does it make your day?

Hugo Gorilla - 2008-04-14

Oh, theFlu, you're the living end!

andru strange - 2008-04-14

although every time someone dislikes a cat video, they are accused of being the flu it was totally funny when you did it, hugo.

Stog - 2008-04-14

penis pee pee poo poo caca


Oktay - 2008-04-15

Nobody's accused of being theFLU when they dislike a cat video. It happens when they one-star every single cat video, then post 9 more comments to brag about it.

baleen - 2008-04-15


Triggerbaby - 2008-04-14

Needs a jarring horror chord for the pan to STARECAT.

rustedmutt - 2008-04-14


AdamOfEden - 2008-04-14

starecat is my hero.

andru strange - 2008-04-14

he's dreamy!

Keefu - 2008-04-15

Everything about this video was really just a build up to that ending slow pan into the beautiful black-hole, soul devoring eyes of starecat and his madness. Beautiful beautiful beautiful. An artistic cat video with knowledge of how to work mood and timing if I ever saw one.

andru strange - 2008-04-15

i bet he's got a huge dick, too. god, i wish it was in my mouth right now...

Keefu - 2008-04-16


SenilePlacebo - 2008-04-14

Yay cats, yay theremin.

But I must remove one star for my sense of a potential that was not quite realized.

AgentOrange - 2008-04-14

Awful, boring, par for the course on a cat video.

andru strange - 2008-04-14

So which one of you faggots is gonna be the first faggot to call AgentOrange a faggot?

StanleyPain - 2008-04-14

I'll call you both faggettes.

andru strange - 2008-04-14

guys! guys! guys! we're ALL faggots, here!

karl hungus - 2008-04-14

no, we're not. just you and bore-ange.

andru strange - 2008-04-15

sorry, bro. you're a faggot, too. it's cool, though... i'll still be your friend.

AgentOrange - 2008-04-16

Sorry folks, I just don't like the video. It's boring. Don't call me a faggot because I don't like the same things you do.

kingarthur - 2008-04-14

Cats. Theramin. Cat PLAYS theramin. Love.

Westward - 2008-04-14


karl hungus - 2008-04-14


Derrida - 2008-04-14

I like that someone thought to build a cat-sized theremin.

DrDoalot - 2008-04-14

I wouldn't rate cat videos normally. However, since without exception everyone here loves this video, I feel compelled to join in.

CornOnTheCabre - 2008-04-14

Agreed. I just can't get over how much everyone in this thread unconditionally loves these cat videos.

tamago - 2008-04-14

I have a feeling a lot of people are five starring these things at this point just to spite andru strange and other faggots like him. I'm sure some people are five starring these because they genuinely do like kitty videos.

Then there are people like me, who do it for both reasons.

andru strange - 2008-04-15

i have a feeling your penis instantly becomes erect at the sight of a cat, which conveniently allows you to jerk off while listening to dir en grey.

tamago - 2008-05-11

Thank you for proving my point andru strange.

tamago - 2008-04-14

Cat faggots>annoying faggots like andru strange and Agent Orange

Jeff Fries - 2008-04-14

One of these is a subset of the other

andru strange - 2008-04-15

i bet you're hella strong, dude!

Meerkat - 2008-04-14

Theremin repels earmites.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-04-14

that cat can stare with the best of em!

mysterycar - 2008-04-14

for fucks sake, there's a cat PLAYING A THEREMIN. do you need a diagram?

Jaguar Wong - 2008-04-14

Two of my favorite things, cats and theremins, together at last. Five stars because it's as many as I can give, more in spirit because of the whining above and the ending shot and everything, just everything.

baleen - 2008-04-14

It's not so much playing the theremin as playing with a flappy thing that just happens to make noise.

CornOnTheCabre - 2008-04-15

this comment gets a second ideological 5 just for the sheer miserable nihilism behind it

i can't wait until you have kids

baleen - 2008-04-15

pah, children.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2008-04-15

Yeah, in the same way...

...well, everything.

Seconding 5 stars for nihilism.

oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2008-04-15

i can't stand it when people like individual things and give them ratings that reflect their preference for that thing regardless of said thing's larger artistic merit

TinManic - 2008-04-15

me neither. this is the inherent flaw of any sort of populist movement. the average person is totally unable to make distinctions between "OMG FUZZY KITTY!" fap fap fap, and something that is actually unique and interesting.

oh, you were being sarcastic and think that's a good thing. well then.

oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2008-04-15

no i'm saying it's a fucking website with videos of cats playing the damn piano. people should stop getting into hissy fits about it. as cat videos go, this is quality

fluffy - 2008-04-15

I like things that confound cats.

SARS - 2008-04-15

"It was 4:30 am and I was staring at a blank screen, rolling my genitals around in my clasped hand, wishing there was something erotic on site.

Loading the live web cam link, I surfed between a variety of men-on-men and 40-something videos, but nothing at the time tickled my fancy -- until I saw something bizarre; something to treat even the most persnickety of porn devotees: it was an Asian woman, oh, about 30 years of age, spread eagle on web cam.
She reached off camera for a moment, but when her hand came back into focus, she was not holding a dildo (as one might imagine) but a pack of instant Raman noodles. Opening the package, she placed the noodles in her vagina and clasped her lips closed. After three minutes of straining, she opened her crotch.
To the viewing audiences pleasure (including my own), there was a pack of perfectly moist - nay, hydrated noodles in her little pink bowl.

'Put the sauce on' I typed in the chat.

And she did. Dribbling down her thighs, the beef stock mixed with the pussy juices. The Raman noodles looked good enough to eat. They really were... ICHI BAN!"

andru strange - 2008-04-15

could we please get something like that on poe?

athodyd - 2008-04-15

Cats have problems with issues of cause and effect.

Frostilicus - 2008-04-15

I didn't even watch this video but I take the rating system here very seriously

zatojones - 2008-04-15

i like cats

Aubrey McFate - 2008-04-15

You're all fags.

andru strange - 2008-04-15

I'm sayin!

Pangalin - 2008-04-15



Xenocide - 2008-04-15

That Theremin was crying out in pain.

Last frame makes this the greatest video ever plus two. I say plus two because it was already the greatest video ever by virtue of having a cat in it, because cats are cute.

Gojira1000 - 2008-04-20

Five for the retarded commentary. The cats are 3-ish.

klingerbgoode - 2008-05-19

keep them dreams a-burnin' forever

Alektorophobic - 2008-06-23

Cute, but the end shot of the other cat staring at the camera made me laugh.

Namor - 2008-06-23

That cat has the best damn facial expressions. Oh and the other cat at the end was laugh out loud funny even though I knew it was coming.

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-06-25

I was blindsided by the comments when I first saw this video. Now that the andru strange thing is gone, I can say, Yay Theramin, Yay Cats, Fuck a hater.

wormy_the_hole - 2008-06-27

The CAT is playing a THEREMIN. There are two kinds of awesome here, and they stack multiplicatively.

Spastic Avenger - 2008-12-23

Reminds me of a story I read as a kid; it featured dogs with progressively larger eyes that the heroine had to defeat in some way. I think it was called 'the little tinder box'

Spastic Avenger - 2008-12-23

I am a retard. It was a Hans Christian Anderson story.

Five stars for the huge-lensed cats

Riskbreaker - 2009-11-24

Five stars just for the never ending cat-war in poetv.

Tom Collins - 2011-02-10

It's trying to talk to us.

Innocent Bystander - 2014-04-14

Oh boy. The cat video wars of 2008.

The soul of humanity was lost in these trenches.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-04-17

We all know who won THAT conflict, don't we?

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-04-15


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