ninjas and samurai are so over rated. please wikipedia the Imjin war and educate yourselves.
Japanese warrior culture < Korean and Chinese peasants.
no, I'm a history student who likes to troll japophiles. i like to rip open their eyes to see light of truth: the paucity of awesome possessed by samurai and ninjas beyond cartoons. :D
it's a hobby i have aside from shitting on kittens.
Claims to be a ninja, and doesn't try to use ninjitsu?
MMA Ninjas suck because they can't use sweet katanas, and ninja assassin weapons.
+5 for rad knockout tho
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Man, that is one super awesome ninja technique - charge right into the dude's wheelhouse and hold on for dear life while getting your head bashed in. Hadouken!
The early days of the UFC shut so many people up. Mostly Weeaboos.
I was about nineteen years old and weighed 140lbs when I saw those first few PPVs, and seeing Royce in action blew my mind. I started training in BJJ that year.
It was so great to see the mystique of some of these McDojo arts beaten into a bloody pulp.
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That was painful to watch, but in a sort of good way.
Also, Zatojones, three words about ninjas not existing anymore:
If cheerful fishingboat captain Nagano Makoto isn't secretly an international spy and infiltrator, I will be disappointed.
His face looks like hamburger. Ouch.
Ninja Dignity! VANISH!
As much as I wanted to -1 this for not having the part where Morris tries to stand, gives a shattered tooth grin and throws his fist up victoriously before falling face first into the mat I just can't give Smith less than 5.
Also 5 stars for any other matches from this event for the big brown/red smear Morris left on the mat, beautimous! First UFC PPV I ever saw, happy days!
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