Was that a vulture he was holding?
"People are always saying "Where are the True Originals, when it comes to
today's music?" But what people don't always realize is that True
Originals provoke strong reactions. Well, you asked for it... you got it.
We challenge you, all you open-minded, college campus taste makers and
hipsters. Like Christopher Columbus, Salvadore Dali, Albert Einstein,
Mohammed Ali, Andy Kaufmann and Tiny Tim! Mizar is blazing his celestial
trail to the beat of his own drum-machine. Truly unique!
Mizar was named after one of the most famed stars of the sky, second
magnitude Zeta Ursae Majoris. A star destined to shine.
From a galaxy far, far away (78 light years away to be exact). "
It's a hipster joke but a pretty funny one.
How'd Jesus win that tiara when this was his talent? He must really shine in evening wear.
Somebody failed his saving throw vs talent.
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I'm not sure Jesus himself would wear a cross. Too self-referential or something.
oh my god i didn't know he made a *video*.
i actually have this guy's album. he's kind of a white wesley willis.
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