F*ck it! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
|Adham Nu'man |
"Shut up pussycat, e fammi un macchiato"
For thousands of years people have been speaking English.
Wow, they really changed the cast around for this new season of SNL.
Do they even sell hardcore dictionaries anymore?
I could only make it 90 seconds in before the blond's stupidity overwhelmed me.
- "There's no 'd' in "soldiers."
- "Do they even sell hardcore dictionaries anymore?" (she meant hardcover???)
The worst volunteer job I ever did was cameraman for my college's news show, which was a bunch of young republican student types about as intelligent as this. Imagine sitting through a solid half hour of this. You can't just zone it out but have to pay careful attention so you don't miss cues.
You really should stick around until the spellcheck part. That's the kicker.
Oh, Brown Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy.
God forbid people want to simplify the Frankenstein's Monster that is the English language. It's a ridiculous cobbled together pile of a thing that takes in everything in its path and the end result is downright fucking schizophrenic.
We probably really would be better off streamlining the spelling of words, honestly. If nothing else, it would reduce the incentive to make your kid into a total scombridae.
Am I the only one who enjoys the challenge? I'm fluent in English and Spanish, and Spanish is all phonetic. It's easier, but less fun.
I am a huge fucking nerd.
It's been tried before, by some guys named Carnegie and Roosevelt. But no one does their homework obviously.
Good job on working that scombridae joke in there.
"Of course it's tricky, it's the price of admission."
If you weren't born a native-English speaker, then what the fuck are you doing here, brownie?
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Yes, sweetie. They don't have dictionaries anymore. After the island of Rand McNally was discovered, people could have them downloaded into their brains directly through exquisite magic.
Holy shit, there are hardcore dictionaries? So I've been reading wussy dictionaries this whole time? It just figures that I find this out now that they don't sell them anymore.
I bet more "illegals" can spell 'monkey' than can average Fox news viewers.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Did that guy just blame the Wii for this news story?
Where's the brown haired guy that's not Steve Ducy tag?
Supernova's not even a real last name!
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