After seeing this, I'm surprised there's not more police brutality. Jesus.
"suck my dick camera" needs to be a tag.
Ellen Degeneres, no!
|Monchiles Monchiles |
Five stars for the fourth guy's monologue alone. The way he kept threatening the cops and headbutting their cars was magical. By the end of it, after they've locked him in one of those big police paddy wagons, he really seemed to be phoning it in. His cries of "whore" and "homosexual motherfucker" lacked the passion they once had. Still, so much goodness packed into nine minutes.
why doesnt this have a "white people" tag?
"you're a fuckin' comme ci, comme ca, suck-ass motherfucker"
Adults acting like children. My favorite!
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
"No one will fuckin listen to me cause I'm pissed!"
PRO TIP: when on the wrong side of a situation that involves dealing with a cop, limit your responses to things along the lines of "Yes, sir," and "No, sir," and you'll get home a whole fuck of a lot sooner.
The father and son at 1:40 would make an excellent Early and Rusty Cuyler in the live action Squidbillies movie.
Noticed that the cop at 3:10 may have very well been a dog trainer prior to this. "Put it down. Now! Sit. Sit. Stay. Calm, Lady, Calm Lady...shhhhh"
|Mad Struggle |
-I wouldn't hurt you either.
-Yeah, I know.
-...Fuckin' break your neck.
"I'M WHITE AND I'M RIGHT GODDAMMIT!"
I never thought I'd hear that on Cops.
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