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Comment count is 69
xenocide - 2006-06-07

Buzz Aldrin was 72 years old at the time of this video and he still sent that idiot home crying.

Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-06-20

I think the word that triggered it was 'coward.'

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-11-29

God yes. If you're looking to get an olympic swimming pool stomped into your ass, call anyone from the Greatest Generation a coward. "Coward" is a Fightin' Word that trumps nearly everything else you could call a man in his twilight years today.

zatojones - 2006-06-07

Fuck him up, Buzz!

FRY'S BENDER - 2006-06-07

Bang. Zoom. To the Moon, Alice!

Mayberry Pancakes - 2006-06-07

The American badass is not yet extinct.

Gurlugon - 2006-06-07

That just totally made my day

blackbetta - 2006-06-07

With a name like Buzz, you know he's tough

SharoKham - 2006-06-07

Jesus, that was a nice punch. You go, Buzz!

Gamara II - 2006-06-07

He made me cry too.. tears of joy.

PrincessPeachesUnderpants - 2006-06-07

I also desire to punch men who talk like women in the face

garcet71283 - 2006-06-07

Buzz'll break a broomstick off in yo ass

Xiphias - 2006-06-07

Astronauts are kings of men, don't you forget it

Camonk - 2009-08-15

I've quoted this many times at people, usually right before showing them this video.

Repomancer - 2006-06-07


oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2006-06-07


ScrubbingBubbles - 2006-06-08

A coward, eh?

Scoffsalot - 2006-06-08

My favorite part is how the sound guy dosent react at all

Syd Midnight - 2006-06-08

Buzz was once trained to deal with creepy moon-men.. 30 years later that training paid off.

dead_cat - 2006-06-09


fluffy - 2006-06-11

A coward and a liar with a MEAN RIGHT HOOK.

bopeton - 2006-06-11

He warned you, dipshit! Go America!

HURF BLURF DUH - 2006-06-12

You don't call Buzz Aldrin a coward in a voice that high and not expect to get knocked the fuck out.

GingersHaveNoSouls - 2006-06-15

I envy Buzz, he did two things I wish I could... (1) Walk on the moon and (2) punch that he-bitch.

SonOfSlam - 2006-06-17

I can watch this a million times and it is still as amazing as the first time. Go Aldrinator!

furtherwest - 2006-06-18

never trust an astronaut

Joey The Cobra - 2008-05-11

Unless you're trusting that they'll kick ass!

DopeFiend - 2008-11-28

Five stars, Joey!

judobutterfly - 2006-06-30

Good Show, Buzz. Should've followed up with a left!

dunkonu - 2006-07-28

"dont mess with me punk, i'm 80!"

Hooper_X - 2006-08-12

Seriously, you should NEVER call an astronaut a coward.

Caminante - 2006-08-31

That's the exact sort of response he deserved.

kingofthenothing - 2006-10-25

good start but not much follow through.

Stog - 2006-11-01

You're a coward and a liar and BOOM RIGHT IN THE FACE CONSPIRACY BOY

merzbau - 2007-01-25

This man eats thunder and shits DEMOCRACY.

Vicious - 2007-01-31

Is Buzz Aldrin gonna hafta punch a bitch?

Ashenblade - 2007-02-12

I'll bet this was followed immediately by a lawsuit. The guy got what he deserved.

Mole Wax - 2007-12-12

He tried to press charges, but the police wouldn't go for it. Something about "asking for it."

tamago - 2007-06-14

Three things you should never fuck with: Old people, astronauts and guys named "Buzz." That dude was asking for it.

baleen - 2007-07-22

Go back to Germany you crackpot!

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2007-08-12

When a senior astronaut says to get out of his way, you damn well better step aside.

nubilus - 2007-08-14

punk ass biotch

Pie Boy - 2007-09-07

If only Armstrong were there too. Tag-team astronaut beatdown.

vecctor - 2007-09-22

The price is wrong, bitch!

Keefu - 2007-10-05

Bart Sibrel is a massive faggot and he deserved that punch and many harder ones.

Spastic Avenger - 2008-05-07

Were there ever any astronaut characters in WWF?

Hooper_X - 2008-05-27

Kind of, actually. Max Moon was a dork with a "jetpack."

chairsforcheap - 2008-05-27

i think this is the only poetv video of a political nature where everyone's comments are unanimous.

Buzz Aldrin: unifier of nations

mobius - 2008-07-01

Now that this conspiracy has been dealt with, we just need a champion to beat up 9/11 Truthers.

IrishWhiskey - 2008-12-17

Oh yeah? That old man was trying to silence the voice of truth! The moon landing was faked! JFK filmed it in Cuba on behalf of the Illuminati! Chimps sent into space come back super-intelligent! YOU CANT STOP THE SIGNAL!!!

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-11-29


Squeamish - 2008-08-28

He warned you, Bart. You shoulda listened.

Your own damn fault.

hammsangwich - 2008-12-01

"Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has just fucked a bitch up"

joelkazoo - 2009-01-07

Bravo, Buzz! Again, I say, Bravo, Buzz!

Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-04-18


spikestoyiu - 2009-07-01

One of the greatest videos of all-time. Instead of the national anthem, they should play this on the jumbotron at sporting events.

Camonk - 2009-08-15

I'd stand up, hand over heart, for that shit. No question.

ebola - 2009-07-25

God Bless America,
Land that I love.
Stand beside her, and guide her
Through the night with a light from above... and punches.

sparklefatty - 2009-08-01

NASA wanted pilots who had combat kills. Buzz shot down 2 Migs in Korea (Armstrong had one, IIRC). Even if you think the moon walks were faked, you still don't call this kind of guy a coward.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2009-09-27

I'd like to see Obama do this to that creepy black preacher who 's always talking shit about his mama.

Riskbreaker - 2010-01-16


oogaBooga - 2010-03-01


goat - 2010-04-28

This is pretty much the only possible outcome when you call an astronaut a coward.

Camonk - 2010-06-20

I see you! I see what you're doing! Go back to the night where you belong!

I can't decide which video lifts my spirits more, this one or ABCDEF Cookie Monster.

Rape Van Winkle - 2010-07-28

Kids today.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2010-12-27

I'd really like to see Obama do this to one of those birther fucks, or even better, to that black preacher who keeps talking about his mama.

BorrowedSolution - 2013-12-24

Clearly the moon-men replaced his bones with titanium, and his balls with brass.

memedumpster - 2013-12-24

Gotta' make sure I five and favorite every single dupe of this.

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2017-03-25

If you ever want to see maleness at its absolute best, there's a video about apollo 12 that's largely footage of the crew discussing the mission. There's nothing more badass than a bunch old dudes talking about the times they thought they were going to die, and laughing good-naturedly about how scared they were.

Here's something that no one knew at the time: A few seconds after launch, Apollo 12 was hit hit by laightening, and then, for several seconds, all the lights went out. They're on top of a lit Saturn 5. This was less than 3 years after the Apollo 1 fire that killed 3 men. I would've shit a cinder block.

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