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Desc:Someone told Sen. John Cornyn of Texas to run as a gay cowboy.
Category:News & Politics, Advertisements
Tags:Senate, election, John Cornyn, gay cowboy, laughingstock
Submitted:Camonk
Date:07/02/08
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Caminante Nocturno
Mexico will never want Texas back.
Tstyle
Sam Elliot?
StanleyPain
BEEF, IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER

buttnutt
I'm sure all the idiots in texas eat this shit up

the daily show parody of this is hilarious


Camonk
I know this is the new number one reason I'm embarrassed to have been born and raised in Texas. I like to think that's true of a lot of people here. Don't get me wrong; dude will probably be re-elected. But this is still just horrible.

Rovin
"Kept Texas in power, made lesser states squrm."

Jesus.

Cap'n Profan!ty
opened up government, what

seriously, that is the biggest load of crap i have ever heard

Camonk
Shut up guys, Texas is the king of states and thanks to Texas, government is open to everybody and entirely transparent. It's true.

mantang0
Fuck Texas
blue vein steel
All i could think about was Big Red, that spinning viking toy from the SNL commercial.
Menudo con queso
Also Big Brawn, the feminine napkins made by giant lumberjacks.

Crucifried
I was born in Texas, and I love the place. I love it's history, and it's culture, and it's one of the most beautiful places in the world. I hate the people that live there now, because they're all a bunch of pussies living in the suburbs but they all act like they think they're cowboys. Fuck those people.

So, Fuck You John Cornyn.
oswaldtheluckyrabbit
"Texas: It's Better Than the People Who Live There" (TM)

fetuschrist
what i'm really looking for in a senator is their ability to enjoy beer as much as i do!
Cap'n Profan!ty
opponents beware
opponents beware

he's coming
he's coming
HE'S COMING

Dinkin Flicka
KING CORNYN
Corman's Inferno
I hope Johnny Cash's ghost strangles John Cornyn to death.
TeenerTot
"Doin the lord's work for Texas"??
DMKA
Dear lord, this is real?
cognitivedissonance
Two inches, hard.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Canyonerrooooooooo. Oh wait, wrong commercial.

"who shoot straight and ACT straight..."

Well, that's a relief. I was afraid that Big Bad John was gonna eat some cum with his chili, as he fought rattlesnakes and kept Texas ahead of other states, right after he fought a duel and declared Texas an independent nation. But as long as he acts straight, that makes up for it. Eat all the cum you want, you strapping cowboy, you.
tamago
I want to know exactly what the fuck "We'll call folk hustle outwork our foe" means.
kelpfoot
Has anyone done the Brokeback Senate joke yet?
Maggot Brain
I want to see Big John have a shoot out with the Leather Outlaw.
Bruce182
Fuck this guy. He doesn't represent all Texans, Camonk is right.
Dinkin Flicka
I'm writing this on November 4th. Cornyn's won. Camonk is wrong.

Camonk
Except that I said he's win. Fuck man, I was right about everything. EVERYTHING!

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