|Caminante Nocturno |
Mexico will never want Texas back.
I'm sure all the idiots in texas eat this shit up
the daily show parody of this is hilarious
I know this is the new number one reason I'm embarrassed to have been born and raised in Texas. I like to think that's true of a lot of people here. Don't get me wrong; dude will probably be re-elected. But this is still just horrible.
"Kept Texas in power, made lesser states squrm."
opened up government, what
seriously, that is the biggest load of crap i have ever heard
Shut up guys, Texas is the king of states and thanks to Texas, government is open to everybody and entirely transparent. It's true.
|blue vein steel |
All i could think about was Big Red, that spinning viking toy from the SNL commercial.
I was born in Texas, and I love the place. I love it's history, and it's culture, and it's one of the most beautiful places in the world. I hate the people that live there now, because they're all a bunch of pussies living in the suburbs but they all act like they think they're cowboys. Fuck those people.
So, Fuck You John Cornyn.
what i'm really looking for in a senator is their ability to enjoy beer as much as i do!
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
|Dinkin Flicka |
|Corman's Inferno |
I hope Johnny Cash's ghost strangles John Cornyn to death.
"Doin the lord's work for Texas"??
Dear lord, this is real?
Two inches, hard.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Canyonerrooooooooo. Oh wait, wrong commercial.
"who shoot straight and ACT straight..."
Well, that's a relief. I was afraid that Big Bad John was gonna eat some cum with his chili, as he fought rattlesnakes and kept Texas ahead of other states, right after he fought a duel and declared Texas an independent nation. But as long as he acts straight, that makes up for it. Eat all the cum you want, you strapping cowboy, you.
I want to know exactly what the fuck "We'll call folk hustle outwork our foe" means.
Has anyone done the Brokeback Senate joke yet?
|Maggot Brain |
I want to see Big John have a shoot out with the Leather Outlaw.
Fuck this guy. He doesn't represent all Texans, Camonk is right.
I'm writing this on November 4th. Cornyn's won. Camonk is wrong.
Except that I said he's win. Fuck man, I was right about everything. EVERYTHING!
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