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Desc:Someone told Sen. John Cornyn of Texas to run as a gay cowboy.
Category:News & Politics, Advertisements
Tags:Senate, election, John Cornyn, gay cowboy, laughingstock
Submitted:Camonk
Date:07/02/08
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Caminante Nocturno - 2008-07-02
Mexico will never want Texas back.
Tstyle - 2008-07-02
Sam Elliot?
StanleyPain - 2008-07-02
BEEF, IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER

buttnutt - 2008-07-02
I'm sure all the idiots in texas eat this shit up

the daily show parody of this is hilarious


Camonk - 2008-07-02
I know this is the new number one reason I'm embarrassed to have been born and raised in Texas. I like to think that's true of a lot of people here. Don't get me wrong; dude will probably be re-elected. But this is still just horrible.

Rovin - 2008-07-02
"Kept Texas in power, made lesser states squrm."

Jesus.

Cap'n Profan!ty - 2008-07-02
opened up government, what

seriously, that is the biggest load of crap i have ever heard

Camonk - 2008-07-02
Shut up guys, Texas is the king of states and thanks to Texas, government is open to everybody and entirely transparent. It's true.

mantang0 - 2008-07-02
Fuck Texas
blue vein steel - 2008-07-02
All i could think about was Big Red, that spinning viking toy from the SNL commercial.
Menudo con queso - 2008-07-02
Also Big Brawn, the feminine napkins made by giant lumberjacks.

Crucifried - 2008-07-02
I was born in Texas, and I love the place. I love it's history, and it's culture, and it's one of the most beautiful places in the world. I hate the people that live there now, because they're all a bunch of pussies living in the suburbs but they all act like they think they're cowboys. Fuck those people.

So, Fuck You John Cornyn.
oswaldtheluckyrabbit - 2008-07-02
"Texas: It's Better Than the People Who Live There" (TM)

fetuschrist - 2008-07-02
what i'm really looking for in a senator is their ability to enjoy beer as much as i do!
Cap'n Profan!ty - 2008-07-02
opponents beware
opponents beware

he's coming
he's coming
HE'S COMING

Dinkin Flicka - 2008-07-02
KING CORNYN
Corman's Inferno - 2008-07-02
I hope Johnny Cash's ghost strangles John Cornyn to death.
TeenerTot - 2008-07-02
"Doin the lord's work for Texas"??
DMKA - 2008-07-02
Dear lord, this is real?
cognitivedissonance - 2008-07-02
Two inches, hard.
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-07-02
Canyonerrooooooooo. Oh wait, wrong commercial.

"who shoot straight and ACT straight..."

Well, that's a relief. I was afraid that Big Bad John was gonna eat some cum with his chili, as he fought rattlesnakes and kept Texas ahead of other states, right after he fought a duel and declared Texas an independent nation. But as long as he acts straight, that makes up for it. Eat all the cum you want, you strapping cowboy, you.
tamago - 2008-07-02
I want to know exactly what the fuck "We'll call folk hustle outwork our foe" means.
kelpfoot - 2008-07-03
Has anyone done the Brokeback Senate joke yet?
Maggot Brain - 2008-07-03
I want to see Big John have a shoot out with the Leather Outlaw.
Bruce182 - 2008-11-04
Fuck this guy. He doesn't represent all Texans, Camonk is right.
Dinkin Flicka - 2008-11-04
I'm writing this on November 4th. Cornyn's won. Camonk is wrong.

Camonk - 2010-01-13
Except that I said he's win. Fuck man, I was right about everything. EVERYTHING!

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