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I have been paralyze with fear all week long that all the bees are going to die and our civilization will wind up looking like a cross between Mad Max and China during the Mao years.
I've already abandoned my proud atheism and have become a religious fanatic. Atone and repent - it's the only way the Lord Christ will take you in his floating spaceship to find and eat the Bees! All the Bees you can eat, hand in hand with the Lord!
It'll be like Firefly...but with no spaceships, hardly any food, and no sense of joy.
I have a plan to bring them back, but I must kill you for it to work.
Bees are so awesome, you don't even know. Or, I guess, you didn't before Attenborough took over. Sorry we're killing you all, little guys!
I wonder if bees suffer from jet lag from being shipped around across the US all the time. Also I'm pretty sure their disappearance is the result of the global hive mind calling a strike.
Bees can do with their asses what we can do with our mouths.