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Desc:See you in the White House, bitches.
Category:News & Politics, Humor
Tags:paris hilton, John McCain, pink house
Submitted:Cheese
Date:08/05/08
Views:1850
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Comment count is 51
Billie_J_Buttfuck
.....Torn.

McCain hate... Paris Hilton hate...

....This just leaves me uncomfortable.

I'm going to go have ice cream. No rating.
glasseye
She's still a brainless bimbo, but harshing on "that old guy" gives her a few extra points in my book.

kelpfoot
This video almost made me think Paris Hilton was cool. Then she started talking, and I accidentally stabbed my monitor because I thought it was her face.

Chip
I'm impressed. This almost justifies her existence.
mouser
She's hot too. Herpes hot.

voodoo_pork
She's meth hot.

Spike Jonez
She's a whole alphabet of hepatitis hot.

Merkwuerdigeliebe
it's sad because i'd prefer her over either presidential candidate
Smellvin
I was just about to say the same thing. :\

It's sad when a person whose celebrity hinges on her bimboness (aided by an internet sex film) makes more sense than both of the real options in a presidential race.

Smellvin
This makes me wonder. Since presidenting is hard work and real Americans don't seem to want to do it, why not try to get some cheap, illegal Mexican presidenter? He'd probably work for only half the cost and do the job twice as well.

Merkwuerdigeliebe
you have all born witness to a glimpse into a parallel universe reachable only via a traversable Schwarzschild wormhole

theSnake
ITT: Things Republicans think to avoid the cognitive dissonance of a nation in ruins after 8 years of their unfettered rule.

Merkwuerdigeliebe
it would be neat to see a president flash gang signs and vandalize la casa blanca.

Cheese
Dudes, calm down, it's called a script. She's still an idiot, just an idiot that can recite lines. I believe the scientific term is "trainable."

Hay Belly
Her nose is two-dimensional. eerie.

Takselvaki
but hey, we've had a mindless puppet for 8 years already. why not go for 12

Merkwuerdigeliebe
luvs it could be the new nukular.

halon
Smellvin: It's funny because you haven't bothered to read anybody's energy policy, so you think genuinely that this a) makes sense and b) is comprehensive! You're so precious!

Hugo Gorilla
I'm voting Obama just to avoid four years of late night skits with every punchline being "McCain is old." I'm that shallow.
snothouse
Thanks for posting the two minute version of Legally Blonde.
Merkwuerdigeliebe
thanks for posting the rodney king tape, penn and teller videos, and the Waynehead theme song

snothouse
You're welcome, and thank you for your interest. It's cool.

Merkwuerdigeliebe
you're a great poster

snothouse
I GET IT, I'M A "WONDERFUL PERSON"

voodoo_pork
Don't post things your mom says when she tucks you in.

snothouse
"SWEET DREAMS SLUGGER" Wait, DON'T? Wait, DO or DON'T?

glasseye
Mr snothouse gets all crankypants when someone reveals a teeny bit of truth about his hero, Grandpa Abe McCain (the really old guy.)

Xenocide
STUPID SPOILED WHORE VIDEO PLAYSET!

I kid, that was actually pretty good. Although her plan is pretty close to Obama's revised-to-keep-up-with-polling energy proposal.
SecretJunk
it would also be neat to see a president literally fuck the rest of the world into submission
SecretJunk
god fucking damn it that was mean to be a reply can't i surf the net without fucking it all up every 2 seconds

Merkwuerdigeliebe
it's okay bro, it's okay; you made a good comment in a good place

Cheese
Try banging your head against the wall for 3-4 hours a day, I find that works pretty well.

Desidiosus
Or just drill a suitable size hole and bang the wall. It's not going to complain.

cognitivedissonance
+10 Charisma Bonus to Obama.
dueserpenti
You know what, she's a good sport.
CornOnTheCabre
Hey, she isnt famous for no reason for no reason.

HarrietTubmanPI
Brain says Obama.

Penis says Paris with two condoms to be sure. Maybe a dental dam too. She looks like she's got stuff you can sort of smell and taste at the same time. And not the good kind of smell.
Merkwuerdigeliebe
PARISHILTONTRUTH.COM THE GOVERNMENT LIED ABOUT HER PROMISCUITY -- THE SEX TAPE IS A FORGERY -- BUSH DID IT

Dr Dim
She's still vermin. And not that hot either, at least from the neck up.
waxeater
-4 for claiming she's hot.
baleen

Paris! Your face is sliding off! Quick somebody get a bucket!
Camonk
Oh man I threw up like four times during that. Why isn't that awful cunt being eaten from the inside out by fire ants RIGHT NOW?
RocketBlender
My favorite part of this was seeing it on FOX literally moments after watching it here. Fox comments were along the lines of "Her plan is a lot like McCain's, and MUCH better than Obama's. Obama is dumber than Paris"
Rodents of Unusual Size
Well I normally wouldn't vote for her, but a Pink House? Count me in!
CornOnTheCabre
yes, i was voting on Obama strictly because of Ludacris telling me his plans for painting of said house, but I believe pink would be a better choice

Blaise
Jack White would have a totally rad Red and White house, lets vote for him.

magical man
fuck paris hilton

Caminante Nocturno
This isn't how you get back at someone.
Hooper_X
3 stars for inevitably spinning it to be all about her instead. +1 because she has nice legs. Everything above the thigh is either brain-damaged or an EPA Superfund site.
Merkwuerdigeliebe
Five stars for a Superfund Site mention.

Merkwuerdigeliebe
How many Superfund Sites are in YOUR 10 mile radius, guys?

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