Billie_J_Buttfuck
.....Torn.
McCain hate... Paris Hilton hate...
....This just leaves me uncomfortable.
I'm going to go have ice cream. No rating.
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Chip 
I'm impressed. This almost justifies her existence.
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Merkwuerdigeliebe
it's sad because i'd prefer her over either presidential candidate
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Smellvin This makes me wonder. Since presidenting is hard work and real Americans don't seem to want to do it, why not try to get some cheap, illegal Mexican presidenter? He'd probably work for only half the cost and do the job twice as well.
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Merkwuerdigeliebe you have all born witness to a glimpse into a parallel universe reachable only via a traversable Schwarzschild wormhole
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Merkwuerdigeliebe it would be neat to see a president flash gang signs and vandalize la casa blanca.
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Cheese Dudes, calm down, it's called a script. She's still an idiot, just an idiot that can recite lines. I believe the scientific term is "trainable."
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Hay Belly Her nose is two-dimensional. eerie.
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Takselvaki but hey, we've had a mindless puppet for 8 years already. why not go for 12
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Hugo Gorilla
I'm voting Obama just to avoid four years of late night skits with every punchline being "McCain is old." I'm that shallow.
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snothouse
Thanks for posting the two minute version of Legally Blonde.
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Merkwuerdigeliebe thanks for posting the rodney king tape, penn and teller videos, and the Waynehead theme song
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snothouse You're welcome, and thank you for your interest. It's cool.
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voodoo_pork Don't post things your mom says when she tucks you in.
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snothouse "SWEET DREAMS SLUGGER" Wait, DON'T? Wait, DO or DON'T?
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glasseye Mr snothouse gets all crankypants when someone reveals a teeny bit of truth about his hero, Grandpa Abe McCain (the really old guy.)
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Xenocide
STUPID SPOILED WHORE VIDEO PLAYSET!
I kid, that was actually pretty good. Although her plan is pretty close to Obama's revised-to-keep-up-with-polling energy proposal.
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SecretJunk
it would also be neat to see a president literally fuck the rest of the world into submission
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SecretJunk god fucking damn it that was mean to be a reply can't i surf the net without fucking it all up every 2 seconds
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Cheese Try banging your head against the wall for 3-4 hours a day, I find that works pretty well.
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cognitivedissonance
+10 Charisma Bonus to Obama.
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dueserpenti
You know what, she's a good sport.
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HarrietTubmanPI
Brain says Obama.
Penis says Paris with two condoms to be sure. Maybe a dental dam too. She looks like she's got stuff you can sort of smell and taste at the same time. And not the good kind of smell.
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Merkwuerdigeliebe PARISHILTONTRUTH.COM THE GOVERNMENT LIED ABOUT HER PROMISCUITY -- THE SEX TAPE IS A FORGERY -- BUSH DID IT
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Dr Dim
She's still vermin. And not that hot either, at least from the neck up.
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waxeater
-4 for claiming she's hot.
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baleen
Paris! Your face is sliding off! Quick somebody get a bucket!
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Camonk
Oh man I threw up like four times during that. Why isn't that awful cunt being eaten from the inside out by fire ants RIGHT NOW?
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RocketBlender
My favorite part of this was seeing it on FOX literally moments after watching it here. Fox comments were along the lines of "Her plan is a lot like McCain's, and MUCH better than Obama's. Obama is dumber than Paris"
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Rodents of Unusual Size
Well I normally wouldn't vote for her, but a Pink House? Count me in!
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CornOnTheCabre yes, i was voting on Obama strictly because of Ludacris telling me his plans for painting of said house, but I believe pink would be a better choice
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magical man
fuck paris hilton
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Caminante Nocturno
This isn't how you get back at someone.
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Hooper_X
3 stars for inevitably spinning it to be all about her instead. +1 because she has nice legs. Everything above the thigh is either brain-damaged or an EPA Superfund site.
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