We should forcibly sterilize skaters.
What did he expect would happen?
Thank god. I thought he was going to be alright.
|Justin Dohrmann |
they we so much safer when they just skated in the streets
aagh agggh my skateboard fell on my helmetless head
|Corman's Inferno |
(censored) AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH! (censored)
5 stars for "Educational" category.
and he managed to do all that without even getting on his skateboard
|Binro the Heretic |
What makes this one special is his buddy actually tried to warn him.
When dumb-ass steps up on the light, you can hear the camera guy shout his name as if asking him what in Hell he thinks he's doing.
I just wish that it was filmed from inside the room, in negative, as the preview suggested.
I was sorta hoping to see something resembling a James Turrell piece with a skater bouncing off of it.
this sort of clip is pretty much the whole reason poetv exists
My back! Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
Moans of the Dying tag plz.
What a great POETV day. Sometimes the front page is all crappy cat videos and then there is banner days like today.
Stumbled upon this one last night, but figured it was already here since it's over two years old.
In spite of its age, I still refer to it occasionally when I need a pick-me-up.
Now if we can only get Tony Hawk or Ban Margera to endorse this move, we can instantly improve generations of test scores.
btw, this would get tens of millions of stars if there were slo-mo at the end.
this video and the guy getting sucked into aircraft engine strike me as similar.
Beautiful. Sucked into a black hole of stupid.
Sometimes justice happens all by itself.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
The Skylight That Eats!
|Shoebox Joe |
"Oh Dee Dee my love, how could I ever win your heart?" Mandark croons. His interest is soon interrupted by that banging of hardened plastic wheels against gravel, but there's no one around him, except for the abandoned warehouse behind him.
"Cowabunga dudes!" a lanky but nimble lad exclaims as he jumps his board into a grind on the ledge "Whaddya think Mindy?"
"That was awesome! We should, like, go to the abandoned Maxter building. It's even higher!"
"What's this? Sports affiecienados on the roof? Girls are attracted to them because they think it's dangerous? Dangerous has always been an attraction for ladies. I wonder." The next day, Mandark brings Dee Dee to watch him at the Maxter building! "Dee Dee! Check it out! A Skylight! I'm going to jump my board over this and land safely on the other WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGH!!! (Bleep) AAAAAAAAUGH!!!! My back! AAAAAUGH!!"
The way he screams in pain: instant comedy
Tee hee! Tee hee! Oh, tee hee hee!
5 stars for the wounded bird noises at the end.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Those are the nerdiest noises you can possibly make while wounded.
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