in AMERICA we have hard working blue collared Joes like you and me putting together assembly line cars with top notch effort and excellence.
in JAPAN sumo wrestlers yell and slap together rice and ancestor spirits in a pale attempt to imitate quality 1st world industry.
Even though Import Man sells other cars than bloated SUVs, ones with better mileage, quality and lower price, I really don't trust a slanty with my money.
I hear jews are pretty good with that though.
I'm pretty sure terrorists don't care if we hate Asians
True fact: My Honda has more parts built in America than my neighbor's Ford truck.
Also I think the terrorists are okay with our racism. Its the diverse pluralist society thing that pisses them off.
I'm sure thats the primary cause, but they certainly spend plenty of time ranting out our tolerance for Jews, Atheists and Homosexuals on those terrorist tapes.
I think I just pooped myself.
First Pearl Harbor, now sumo car salesmen. Will America never be safe from the slanteyed menace?
5 stars for Caminante being the one who said that
Save money by buying a giant AMURRICUN made SUV!
Super Dan sounds like Penn Jillette.
You'd think Americans of all people would admire Sumo Wrestlers who spend their whole lives focusing on getting big and fat so they can then compete in a sport where they push people around.
Racist? Yes. Hilarious for the fact the sumo wrestler kept flying past the different cars on sale? Absolutely.
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Thank you, Superdon, for saving South Oak from the Yellow Peril.
Sometimes racism transcends offensiveness and just ends up being hilarious. This is one of those times.
Well damn, I didn't know rednecks were still on that no imports kick...the last evidence I'd seen of it was one of those goddamn Poorly-Drawn-Calvin-from-Calvin-N-Hobbs-Peeing-On-Things window stickers which that particular species seems drawn towards and this one depicted Calvin urinating on the word "Imports". The guy driving the pickup truck put it up facing the inside of the cab, perhaps so he could look over his shoulder and be able to read it.
The sumo guy isn't even Asian so it got past all the bullshit southern public access sensors! I love you, white America!
America, Fuck Yeah!!!!!
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