Just kidding. There WAS no climax to Inland Empire.
You know what this needs?
A dancing midget, and a disco ball. That would fucking make this scene. Oh, or maybe a painfully long shot of ants devouring someone's severed ear. Better yet, a pudgy singing girl with elephantitis of the cheeks, who lives on a stage hidden in a radiator.
Seriously, Lynch. Go fuck yourself. How the hell does this prick have a career? He embodies every meaning of the word, talentless.
I've never heard of any director so smug and gleeful that "no one understands him". Most people grow out of that shit in High School, not develop it into a job skill. I have to give him props for that at least. 2 Stars.
Five stars for alienating the feeble-minded. Here's a tip: if you can't stand lynch, stay away from Fellini, and under no circumstances even brush by Bergman. Stick with 'Titanic' or 'Resident Evil'.
Not surprising from the dumbass who one stars almost everything in the hopper.
Lynch doesn't need defenders like you, thanks anyway. Oh, and also, while you're here, fuck you for down voting and one-starring every MST video that's come through in the last month or so without actually commenting on them.
Don't be upset. If you can't watch them here, I'm sure they show them on an endless loop in some suite at the local sci-fi convention. Thanks for stalking me, by the way, it's good to see you care about the important things in life.
I like Lynch, but everything I've seen of Inland Empire has struck me as comparatively lazy and left me with little desire to see it.
I just remember dying for a piss for over 90% of this film
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