|Camonk - 2008-09-04 |
Why in the name of baby, teenage, and adult Jesus would you give this less than a billion stars? A billion and one stars for when the real Godzilla fights the American one. This movie is just a great feat of cinematic excellence, and a real triumph for Japan and, in fact, the human race. Godzilla for president.
I have a rule which states that anything can be made better by adding a giant praying mantis to it. This movie has a giant praying mantis fighting Godzilla.
That is basically the pinnacle of cinema, and anyone who disagrees has no taste and is probably feeble-minded.
Daniel Striped Tiger
Godzilla is beautiful, but there isn't any Godzilla to be seen.American Godzilla is the cinematic equivalent of a tofu dog.
I only give it 4 stars for taking the most wonderfully dopey kaiju in the history of monster movies,King Ceasar, and turning him into a horrific nightmare creature.
STOP ASSFUCKING MY TREASURED CHILDHOOD MEMORIES,JAPAN.
|Testicles of Doom - 2008-09-04 |
Run, Round-eyes, Run!
It never occured to me until just now, how tiring it must be to try and get the perfect footage of "Mass hysteria running through city streets", and Japan has been doing an awesome job of it for so many years.
|Comeuppance - 2008-09-04 |
In hindsight, the city's decision to line the streets with nitroglycerin proved unwise.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-09-05 |
I have seen this movie way too many times.
|robotkarateman - 2008-09-05 |
I loved the Matthew Broderick movie, but I still laughed my ass off when Godzilla and Zilla fight.
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