Xenocide - 2008-09-16
Man, Biden is on fire. Bring that game to the debate, and all the Hockey Mom bullshit in the world won't stop you.
That initial comparison with Bush was perfect. I hope that becomes a regular line of attack, it cuts to the heart of McCain's argument.
I predict that "fuck you guys" will become a linked tag in record time.
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Vicious - 2010-12-30 Does your stopwatch run this long?
Please don't kill me.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2008-09-16
The difference between a real vice president and a flimsy gimmick of a vice president?
Lipstick. And a soul.
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mysterycar - 2008-09-16
Watching a lightweight like Palin come up against something like this will be a real treat.
also part of me wants to call shenanigans on the "take the vote away from people whose homes were foreclosed" thing. That couldn't possibly have been suggested as a good idea, right? Right?
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Xenocide - 2008-09-16 Now that the Palin worship party is more or less over, he doesn't really need to hold back too much. No matter WHAT he says at the debates, someone on the right will accuse him of sexism, so he may as well go after her with everything he's got. Besides, the sexism card seems to be played out anyway.
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-09-16
BALLS OF TITANIUM
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dueserpenti - 2008-09-16
In the beginning I was keeping track of all the great lines and zingers to quote in my comment, but I lost track. God DAMN that's a good speech. If I were McCain I would tap out now before the tag team of Black Superman and Joe "Six-Pack" Biden rock is flabby fucking face off.
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Stog - 2008-09-16
Obama: More like this guy.
I can't wait for the Vice Presidential debates. He is going to have Palin's inexperienced ass on rye.
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KnowFuture - 2008-09-16
Our economy is fucked and we're stuck in a stupid war nobody wanted.
All it takes is a guy to point these two things out.
And here we have the veep doing it.
I'd say we have ourselves a winner.
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Evilhead - 2008-09-16
Biden brings it.
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simon666 - 2008-09-16
"mcain" hmmm...
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joffe b - 2008-09-16
hi father sounds like a smart man
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Stopheles - 2008-09-16
If only EBN still existed, we'd have a track from them with a chorus of Joe Biden saying "PLEASE HELP ME, PLEASE HELP ME...I'm being beaten."
Fantastic stump speech.
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IrishWhiskey - 2008-09-16
Huh. So that's what a qualified VP pick sounds like.
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2008-09-16
What a talented speaker.
Good god, I want this man in office. Obama/Biden is such a solid goddamned ticket.
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kiint - 2008-09-16
"America needs more than a brave soldier, they need a wise leader."
amen
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chumbucket - 2008-09-16
Biden's next speech will simply be: "I have this huge cock and massive balls, which I'll show you now, which means I am clearly the best VP choice in the history of VP's. Fuckyouverymuch. Bye."
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Camonk - 2008-09-16 I think before he says "bye" he'll probably cockslap a big ol' poster of Palin's face photoshopped onto a bikini model.
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craptacular - 2008-09-16
i like this guy.
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love - 2008-09-16
-1 because evil dead 2 was better than the first.
+1 because it was really more of a remake than a sequel.
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Camonk - 2008-09-16 Yeah but that's really the exception that proves the rule, innit?
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Cleaner82 - 2008-09-16
It is rediculous how outgunned Palin is.
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Camonk - 2008-09-16 Considering how badly Charlie Gibson destroyed her while just trying to ask her some questions, it's going to be a bloodbath. That stupid hockey mom cunt is going to crying giant, greasy, blubbery tears into her wooden husband's crappy off-brand polo shirts.
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kiint - 2008-09-17 WHO HAS BETTER TITS? BIDEN?! I THINK NOT
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charmlessman - 2008-09-16
I want to make love to Joe Biden's words.
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RockBolt - 2008-09-16
SWOON
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NoCode - 2008-09-16
Damn, Joe. You really got a set on you.
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Lies, lies, LIES! - 2008-09-16
Where the hell was this guy during the primary?
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sonichronique - 2008-09-17
Ladies and gentlemen: God DAAAAAAAMN.
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plaid_knight - 2008-09-17
God damn, what an awesome speech. I can start to feel hope for the future in my heart again. I can't wait to see him tear into Palin in the debates.
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jangbones - 2008-09-20
where the fuck is the "also his balls are huge" tag?
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