HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Needs a "Dueling Banjos" soundtrack.
Someone post this to 4chan. I want to see what happens.
|Frank Rizzo |
he has videos of himself playing DDR in his profile.
"YOU'RE SO TOUGH BEHIND YOUR SCREEN I WILL INTERNET FIGHT YOU!"
CAPE COD REPRAZENT.
that's power right there! remember mighty max? his hat had powers to!
stonedweedguy420 (1 week ago)
juggalo for life muthafuckas come to fucking randallstown maryland
aka randallsclown murdaland and see me bitches
I always wonder if one could create the most annoying human being ever, what attributes would said human have? I think a juggalo with a boston accent is a good start.
Well, I'm convinced.
The Juggalos are just pissed cause they get beat down by Chain Gang Soldiers on a daily. I'd like to go to Cape Cod to kick his ass, but I'm too busy thuggin it up in the ATL.
Alright, I'll go down to cape cod to fight him, but first I need to find to figure out what hat will give me enough power to ensure victory.
Obviously, the DEVO power dome was first to mind, but I'm also considering a wool yarmulke, or a sombrero made of tortilla.
Currently though, I'm leaning towards that flipped brim Colnago cap Wesley Snipes wore in White Men Can't Jump.
I bet he's a bouncer.
He's not a bouncer. Look at those scrawny ass arms. He's not even tough enough to bounce Cape Cod. I was a bouncer and I know I can throw him out of a bar any day.
Nobody respond to this. This comment is perfect and I don't want it ruined by you morons asking C_M about bouncing or his politics or when his uncle grabbed his wang or whatever the fuck. Just leave it alone!
His hat would have more power if he shaped the brim.
Black people don't shape their brims, which in means wiggers don't shape their brims either.
Juggalos: Because your life could be worse.
|Billy the Poet |
This guy might very well be the toughest guy on Cape Cod.
Which is like being the best bullfighter in Palau.
I was afraid I'd know this guy. I dont, but still find his juggalo tough-guy wannabee-ness hauntingly familiar.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
|Goethe and ernie |
If this guy's so tough, why do I have to go there before he'll slice me?
The tough guy act doesn't really sell unless you say some really interesting stuff to go with it. Slice people? Hardly original, not scary. Tell someone you'll whip out your dick and beat them with it and they'll have to explain the mushroom shaped bruises to their friends and family, and then you've gotten people's attention.
Also, I'm not buying the whole 'hat has power' story.
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