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Desc:I learned to speak to an octopus
Category:Religious
Tags:Octopus, infomercial, tarvuism, octopusology, better religions
Submitted:Daniel Striped Tiger
Date:10/12/08
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Comment count is 14
KnowFuture
Oh good, that Flying Spaghetti Monster stuff was starting to get old.

coprolalia
Seems more like a Scientology send-up, but it's hardly so narrow. Also, Phil Collins makes so much more sense now.

Toenails
*EVERY* religious video gets five stars from me.

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1:38 for the win.
chumbucket
it's SO easy to give this 5 stars
kingarthur
Obligatory Cthulhu joke for nerd-win.
Binro the Heretic
Chabbernaggle!
Rodents of Unusual Size
I'm so ready for Tarvu.
Rodents of Unusual Size
According to the website, Tarvuists believe:

Tarvu is our Lord God
There are two universes
The Tarvunty is the Holy Book
We should all "be nice"
Men and women are equal (to each other)
Tarvu's Prayer should be said every day
Octopuses are holy creatures
Everyone has an invisible guardian from Universe A.

Ageusiatic
You know, that doesn't sound so bad. By being vague about the whole "Be nice to people" part, that means that you should always be better than the societal norm, meaning that there's no justification to be mean to someone because people were mean to them in the past.

And on top of that, I wasn't mean to octopi in the first place.

minimalist
Needs "Look Around You" and "Tim and Eric" tags.

Yes, really.
UnderANeonHalo
I've been worshiping octopus for years now, nice to see I'm not crazy.
Rudy
Awesome. I'm usually pretty skeptical when it comes to new religions but this one looks preety all-non-encompassing.
Corman's Inferno
Coming soon to Adult Swim.
Harold Manchester
wacky
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