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Desc:I learned to speak to an octopus
Tags:Octopus, infomercial, tarvuism, octopusology, better religions
Submitted:Daniel Striped Tiger
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Oh good, that Flying Spaghetti Monster stuff was starting to get old.

Seems more like a Scientology send-up, but it's hardly so narrow. Also, Phil Collins makes so much more sense now.

*EVERY* religious video gets five stars from me.


1:38 for the win.
it's SO easy to give this 5 stars
Obligatory Cthulhu joke for nerd-win.
Binro the Heretic
Rodents of Unusual Size
I'm so ready for Tarvu.
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According to the website, Tarvuists believe:

Tarvu is our Lord God
There are two universes
The Tarvunty is the Holy Book
We should all "be nice"
Men and women are equal (to each other)
Tarvu's Prayer should be said every day
Octopuses are holy creatures
Everyone has an invisible guardian from Universe A.

You know, that doesn't sound so bad. By being vague about the whole "Be nice to people" part, that means that you should always be better than the societal norm, meaning that there's no justification to be mean to someone because people were mean to them in the past.

And on top of that, I wasn't mean to octopi in the first place.

Needs "Look Around You" and "Tim and Eric" tags.

Yes, really.
I've been worshiping octopus for years now, nice to see I'm not crazy.
Awesome. I'm usually pretty skeptical when it comes to new religions but this one looks preety all-non-encompassing.
Corman's Inferno
Coming soon to Adult Swim.
Harold Manchester
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