|Stog - 2008-10-19 |
SAME SEX MARRIAGE REALLY CONFUSES OUR FAT RETARDED CHILDREN
THE ONLY REASON MEN SHOULD BE HUGGING IS IF THEY'RE TRYING TO CRUSH EACH OTHER WITH THEIR HUGE ARMY-GIVEN MUSCLY BODIES
OR IF IT'S WRESTLING (THE MOST AMERICAN SPORT OF ALL)
I'M FOR DIVERSITY JUST AS LONG AS IT'S TWO WOMEN AND NOT TWO MEN BECAUSE GOD WILL BE TOTALLY DISGUSTED WITH THE LATTER BUT THE FORMER = GOOD TIMES!
|Frank Rizzo - 2008-10-19 |
|bongoprophet - 2008-10-19 |
TONY PERKINS! PRESIDENT OF THE FAMILY RESEARCH COUNCIL!
He should star in a remake of Psycho where instead of an abusive mother who hates sex and women, Norman Bates would have an abusive gay-stepfather who hates women and sex. Or hates women and loves sex. Or hates women and loves sex with his adopted son.
|major-_-turnon - 2008-10-19 |
That's right- under this law you too can be ARRESTED for merely refusing to leave your child's school for many many hours after a conference, after the school has closed, and administrative officials and detectives have asked you numerous times to vacate the premesis
That's right, Juedo-Christians! In Gaymerica, you can be arrested for breaking the law.
|Camonk - 2008-10-19 |
They gave him a BOOK. They also told him that NIGGERS are PEOPLE! They told him that women should be able to VOTE. We want notification so we can tell our children to hate faggots. And jews.
I love his constant use of the world tolerance. Ha ha. Like a black fly in your etc etc. I'd also love to know the school's side about this guy going to jail. I'm sure they really sent him to jail for asking for notification.
|Lauritz Melchior - 2008-10-19 |
It's almost surreal. Homophobes talking about their rights being infringed upon in an "intolerant and aggressive" manner.
|KnowFuture - 2008-10-19 |
Fuck these people.
With a rented dick.
Needs a "Your Tax Dollars At Work" tag.
|Rodents of Unusual Size - 2008-10-19 |
You don't want us to be like those goddamn Europeans, who don't discriminte against gays, DO YOU???
I hope these people all get syphilis from handling all their money (yes you can get syphilis that way). OH ALSO they are lying that it is mandatory...everyone was given a choice to take their kids out of class for pro gay day, they just don't want other people's children to learn that gays are people either.
Oh OH OH OH and also fuck you for affirming you "Judeo Christian beliefs" you lying cunt. Plenty of Jews and Christians don't have any problem with it...there are enough lesbian and gay ministers and rabbis to prove it. These people are all such liars...handcuffs? JAIL??? STOP FUCKING LYING YOU FUCKS.
Rodents of Unusual Size
Also I just wanted to say that I live in NorCal and seeing all of the gays here get married...I see a lot of gay couples come into the store...it's owned by a gay man who used to be heavily involved in HIV prevention and I used to volunteer with him. So I know and see a lot of the gay community here, and honestly the happiness and pride I see in these people really warms my heart. I haven't had much hope that the law would not be shut down by closed minded fucks but after seeing all this progandistic BULLSHIT that is completely fabricated, yes I want it to remain legal just so they can eat shit over it.
|Cena_mark - 2008-10-19 |
You guys only support same sex marriage so you can marry gays. Don't call me a homophobe, because I'm not afraid of gay people. If a gay person were to attempt to rape me I would beat him up.
WHEN PROP 9 PASSES CENA_MARK I'M GOING TO SEND OUT MY ELITE GAY SWAT SQUAD TO RAPE YOU AND ALL YOUR BLACK HOMIES IN THE ASS
THE RAPE SQUAD WILL ALSO BE BLACK
PROP 9 IS THE NEW CREATION OF THE GAY SWAT SQUAD AS MENTIONED ABOVE
Oh don't pretend, Cena-- you're just afraid that under Prop 8 that guy you pay bucks per suck at the rest stop bathroom's gonna demand a ring.
Rodents of Unusual Size
I'm trying to find a point here. YES, I would like to marry a guy. That IS why I'd like gay marriage to be legal.
I just...don't understand where you're going with this.
I only support things that I support !!! And only because I support them !!!
If anybody wants to fuck you gay or straight they should kill themselves.
|chumbucket - 2008-10-19 |
5:49 makes this a five star funtime
|Caminante Nocturno - 2008-10-19 |
Right in the middle of my fifth joke about how the mother was starting to cry, the father starts crying too.
Nice music, too. What Lifetime movie is that from?
|kennydra - 2008-10-19 |
I can't fucking watch 7 minutes of this. FUCK these people. FUCK THEM HARD IN A REALLY GAY WAY.
god, i was so pissed off when i watched this and first commented that i accidentally favorited it instead of starring it. i need to cleanse my mind with some garbage day, or pop!
|Xenocide - 2008-10-20 |
When gay marriage becomes legal, EVERYTHING CHANGES.
Your children will have to learn about diversity. FROM BOOKS. And then you'll have to DISCUSS THINGS WITH THEM.
And there's more. You'll no longer be able to practice some of your most cherished rights:
Beating fags with tire irons? NO LONGER LEGAL.
Lynching them and leaving their corpses to hang from a tree? GENERALLY FROWNED UPON.
Setting fire to gay bars and shooting everyone who runs out? YOU WILL RECEIVE A STERN WARNING LETTER FROM THE COUNTY COMMISSIONER.
All children will be affected..BY GAY PENSIES THANKS TO QUEER PEDO-RAPE BEING MADE MANDATORY.
Also the sun will explode.
|Jeff Fries - 2008-10-20 |
The Christians would care a lot less if civil unions were an option, like it is most places in the world except here. Maybe you could try getting angry at the Warren Court instead.
We have something called ... common law marriage? Not in all states, maybe, but at least in Kentucky. Basically, if you live with someone long enough (5 years, if I remember correctly), you can claim yourselves common-law married. I don't think it applies to gay couples either, though - the whole man & woman wording.
|socialist_hentai - 2008-10-20 |
-1 one star cos the the father didn't get raped in jail,but the comments get +1 star for reaffirming my opinion on cena fans in general.
|halon - 2008-10-20 |
The guy starts to cry because he was in a holding cell for a few hours? What an unbelievable pussy.
it was a holding cell full of gay people
|DMKA - 2008-10-20 |
"You may be asking yourself, how will same sex marriage affect MY family?"
It's like a bad Daily Show bit. Five stars.
|mon666ster - 2008-10-20 |
At 4:30, Douche-Dad actually complains that the school isn't being tolerant of his beliefs. He actually complains about a lack of tolerance towards his lack of tolerance.
Just needed to point that out.
"They are presenting that which is sin, as if it is not sin"
Well no shit. They also don't teach kids not to eat pork, pray toward Mecca, or take communion.
They aren't annoyed that the existence of gay marriage is being mentioned. They're annoyed by the school not teaching it as wrong. If their kindergartner got a book warning of the evils of homosexuality, they'd have no complaints.
|joelkazoo - 2009-01-05 |
It's dumb-ass vitriol like this that makes us the laughingstock of the rest of the world! If you hate what the public schools are doing to your kids so goddamn much, TAKE THEM OUT AND HOME-SCHOOL THEM, and let the rest of us can get back to living in the 21st Century!
I made this comment before I totally understood the starring system, so I don't retract anything I said, but it's a 5-star video.
|MissLadyArtemis - 2012-08-19 |
Our schools have always had information about accepting others. It's just sad that they now want to make us let our kids know how diverse Americans really are.
Also - Girl lives with Dad and Dad's partner. Oh My God, you introduced my child to gay sex!
Also again - how crippled is your parenting, that you cannot discuss your views with your child once that child has been introduced to an opposing view? Not to mention how crippled is your view, that you know it won't hold up to what they've already been told?
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