There are great. Really.
I love this woman's approach. She's truly funny, and not overbearing. And, of course, she makes good points.
fuck shit piss farts
Okay, Sarah Haskins is still great'n all, but man could that not be less topical.
I have all sorts of fat, sheltered college girls. Fuck you for implying I don't.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Even she didn't know what she was bitching about this time.
I watch these just so I can fully appreciate the Caminate commentary.
Ooh, someone's riding in to defend their frumpy little princess. How brave of you.
This is Al Gore's channel? The one talking about Prince Rape and Princess' panda getting her smokes?
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
baoring and predicatble
Yeah, material not so great this time around, but the old spinsters with purple eyeshadow sending email forwards about rape almost made up for it.
These really have just gotten worse over time.
Did she lose some weight?
|Doctor Frederick Odd |
That wasn't fun or insightful.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Life's full of tough choices IN'NT?
Doesn't live up to my standards for this segment. I mean come on, Disney Princesses? Seriously? 50 year old movies?? That's just standard chauvinism, been there done that. Get back to the ridiculous yogurt commercials.
I used to work at Toys R Us, Disney Princess and Bratz had taken over three whole aisles, relegating Barbie to half a gondola next to the baby dolls. Barbie is a relic these days.
|Unmerciful Crushing Force |
Seriously, the Disney Princess are fucking amazing role models compared to the shit that Bratz and its ilk has. Back in the day, one nice dress was all ZOMG GREAT and you could at least dream of being in a decent house through meeting a decent guy who was willing to work hard for you. Nowadays it's about dressing in skimpy outfits at age five, your ratty-ass boyfriend is a dipshit and dreamz r totaly 4 stpd posers lol!
And this didn't get funny until the last minute. ADMIT IT.
A tiny flying panda who tweets like a bird. No rational human could object to that.
Worst one, and I've loved the other ones.
Those of you who don't think this Disney Princesses shit is topical probably haven't left your house in a while, or are lucky enough not to ever encounter the little girls that idolize this shit when you do.
|Doctor Arcane |
This one is pretty weak, sorry Sarah.
-1 star because it's rather unfair to throw Mulan and Pocahontas in the same boat as those passive *waiting for my prince tee hee* princesses.
I don't think so, because it's taking broad historical characters (especially Pocahontas) and painting them into some ridiculous caricature of a damsel in distress, really.
Umm, Mulan and Pocahontas both saved their men, no one saved them.
I'm not sure how that makes them damsels.
OH yeah? And what about that chick from Atlantis? Disneys first black princess that saves an entire dying COLONY and they dont even give that bitch a glance.
disney has been ripping off anime for years
Her topics are so broad (no pun intended) that she's bound to run out of material. Looks like it's happening.
Sarah Haskins, Woman..orly?
|Sudan no1 |
If you were ever a little girl, or if you ever violate your court-appointed distance from a little girl, you would know Disney Princesses are cultural cancer.
Also it would be nice if Disney made new characters instead of milking 60+ year old cartoons for the rest of eternity, rewriting copyright laws to make sure they can still get money from their generic creations UGH FUCK IT
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