whensaidthemoon      "If we love God, we will obey what he says."
Why don't I ever get letters like that?
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Billy the Poet      So messed up I want you here
In my room I want you here
Now were gonna be face-to-face
And Ill lay right down in my favorite place
And now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
Well cmon
Now Im ready to close my eyes
And now Im ready to close my mind
And now Im ready to feel your hand
And lose my heart on the burning sands
And now I wanna be your dog
And now I wenna be your dog
Now I wanna be your dog
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dr_rock      Doesn't Jesus love the bird too? The bird doesn't seem to think so.
Man, I hate religion.
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SenilePlacebo Yes, many Christians would be dismayed at Jesus' lack of love for the bird.
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baleen
I'm an atheist... WITH A HEART.
Oh god my children... my children oh god....
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SenilePlacebo      Methinks he is referring to "Jesus", his Chicano lover.
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Camonk      If Christianity were really like this, it'd be nothing but battered wives, sexual submissives, and dudes with Stockholm Syndrome.
Rather, if ALL Christianity were really like this.
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Camonk Yes, exactly! Thank you, I knew there was a perfect, sum-all image out there for what I was going for.
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Cleaner82      Actually, there is only one way to obey.
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minimalist      You WILL know what it means to OBEY!
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UnderANeonHalo      I saw enough of these "jeebus loves you slave" puppet shows as a kid to know it's 5 star evil without watching.
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robotkarateman      Jesus has a posse.
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RomancingTrain      If I do everything He says he'll love me, right, RIGHT?!
Oh God, please love me, I need somebody to love me.
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Caminante Nocturno      If my parents love me, then they'll obey me.
GIVE ME YOUR WALLET, DAD!
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DMKA      Mentally replacing every mention of "God" with "Your Leather Master" makes the video slightly more entertaining.
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nuzzles      This would have been the perfect job for Clay Aiken.
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klingerbgoode      operation mind control
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chumbucket      obey or else
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DrVital      Mr Quigley has a POSSE
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Corman's Inferno      I seriously thought Mr. Quigley and the puppet were going to kiss. If they haven't already.
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NoCode      Hm. This is some fruity shit right here.
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Baby Finster      Would you like to know more?
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Xiphias      o bay
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Xiphias wait their names are mr quiggly and...trundle?
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phalsebob      SPOILER! Surprise ending
- no Everything is Terrible logo.
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