Mike Tyson?!
I enjoyed all these today at work because I am too poor to actually go out to eat. Didn't want to submit them all.
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klingerbgoode 
gaylords sassing about vinny t
and they've never seen a red lobster?!
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athodyd
Hey, I like Olive Garden. I think.
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athodyd also I'm not totally sure that's the main reason that guy never had children
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chumbucket
skee-ball and food don't mix? who made up that rule?
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cognitivedissonance
Red Lobster has the Lobsterita and the cheesy biscuits. Fuck you.
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Big Beef Burritos Supreme
Chuck E. Cheese' pizza certainly looks awful...
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citrusmirakel
Who was it that said to themselves "I wish there was a food show that was run by those chucklefucks who do football analysis?" I was trying to figure out where Boomer Esiason was for half of it.
Also: None of us have heard of anyone who's eaten at a Red Lobster, but that place fucking sucks.
Oh god, and the related video where they talk about how good Johnny Rocket's and Boston Market are? God....
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dueserpenti
They're right, but they're boring and dumb.
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Desidiosus
I would like to see these pinheads served as the main course at the newest chain, Hannibal Lecter's Culinary Delights.
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racetraitor
Stuff that white people (don't) like.
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glasseye
Gee, chain food sucks. WHAT A SURPRISE!
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waxeater
Who actually goes to Chuck E. Cheese for the food?
Also, Red Lobster has cheddar biscuits, so these unfunny goons can suck my dick.
Olive Garden is terrible, though. Like really bad.
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Frank Rizzo
this is painful to watch, the horrible jokes and forced laughter.
I've never wished death on someone, but I would really like it if these people died.
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oswaldtheluckyrabbit
seconding CHEDDAR BISCUITS
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Robin Kestrel
There is nothing wrong with IHOP. Boston Market, on the other hand, blows.
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Billy the Poet
To people from New England, everything on the map south or west of New York City is "Here there be monsters."
Not that Red Lobster doesn't suck.
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FABIO2
Red Lobster is for places that normally don't have too many seafood places: i.e. the midwest.
It tastes pretty much what you'd expect seafood that had to be shipped all the way to the heartland.
These guys have a promising future in morning radio.
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Seris
I moved up to Maine from New Hampshire and was stupidly baffled that there were no Red Lobster chains in the area.
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chairsforcheap buy a damn lobster and cook it your goddamn self
that's what it says on the NH license plates.
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boner
A lobster is just a giant cockroach.
Side note: you never see Chinese people eating Chinese food. They won't touch that shit.
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FABIO2 I stopped eating at this one chinese restaurant when they tore a wall down for expanding and a flood of roaches poured out. So I starting eating at a second nearby one.
I found a large, sharp, jagged metal can shaving inside my eggroll from that place, probably would have shredded a good chunk of my digestive system.
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waxeater Have you ever experienced ACTUAL Chinese food, as in the shit that Chinese people actually do eat? Because it is the filthiest, most revolting shit on the planet.
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Blaise
Went to Red Lobster for a birthday lunch when I was 10 or something. I found an inchworm of some type crawling around on my sandwich's lettuce skirt. They offered me another sandwich. I faced evil the same day I ate two sandwiches for lunch. Pretty sure evil won.
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RomancingTrain
Why is there mascot the Master Control Program with a top hat?
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Ursa_minor
These two chucklefucks...
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Ruteger
Denny's tops my personal list of worst. I've only been there a handful of times and every single time is a terrible experience. I once waited 45 minutes without being served (after waiting 30 minutes to get a table), and another time received a lasagna that was quite literally still frozen in the middle. Had to send it back twice to get it back lukewarm and was later billed for things I didn't even order.
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Caminante Nocturno
These jerks sure are having fun laughing at their own jokes.
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Xenocide
Applebee's is horrible. Five stars for dumping on them.
My least favorite of all time is Luby's, though. I'm pleased to learn that their food is so horrible that they've gone from being a nationwide chain in the 90's to operating almost exclusively in Texas these days. Good riddence.
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