HOW DID YOU GET THAT SMUG? YOUR LIFE IS A SMOKING HEAP OF RUINS!
A message to all the anti-bullying people: this man is a citizen of your utopia. You remove from children their ability to police behavior and this is the product.
I think you'll find bullying makes most children withdraw inward, play indoors, read Nietzsche, become gun nuts, and find refuge in the mysterious culture of a foreign land.
What I'm saying is bullying probably isn't the solution.
You gay faggot.
I wonder if birds fly into him thinking he's a forest when he wears that shirt.
This guy is 22? What the fuck? I thought...15......
i'm not sure what that was supposed to mean.
What's the problem with living at home at 22? Have you seen the economy lately?
Living at home is the absolute least of this man's issues.
Dear Big Al 2k6,
You are obese. You're describing morbird obesity, which is fine. You may not be that. However, you are obese. OH-BEE-SSS.
I wonder if his parents take responsibility for the fact that he's a fat load with a lisp and who relates every goddamned thing in the world to the first pop culture artifact that comes to his mind.
If this was my son I'm pretty sure I'd beat him with a belt every day. I don't know, I just think I would.
"THAT'S CHILD ABUSE!" alongside ". . .put duct tape over his mouth!"
You're a hypocrite because you're fat and you talk about fat kids.
"Big Al"? More like "PIG AL"!
5 stars for the girliest bedspread I've seen outside of an American Girl catalog.
I like watching his arms flap helplessly for emphasis. Somewhat like the flippers of a walrus...
|Caminante Nocturno |
Big Al watches the Maury Pauvich unironically. Big Al takes Maury's show very seriously.
Also, he's very fat.
|Midnight Man |
wow he got really upset at the concept of touncan sam going away. you could hear him getting choked up and everything
BigAl: Get out of your mom's house, get a job, and get some self-respect. Lose some damn weight.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
it's like raaaaaaaaaain on your wedding day
This guy weighs at least twice as much as I do.
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