At first we laughed. We laughed at them.
|mountain dew insimination |
The trampling of webbed feet.
When the first battalion came by I thought, that's not that many ducks whoever made this description exaggerated.
What do you even do with that many ducks?
needs either "dies irae" or "yakety sax"
i have a better idea. you just download yakety sax and just play it over every video! it would have the added bonus that you could put it on your ipod and then have yakety sax all day!
|Caminante Nocturno |
What this video needs is Red Alert 3's Hell March.
Goose stepping sons of bitches!
|Cap'n Profan!ty |
"so what do you do?"
"I herd ducks... I'm a Duckherd"
WILL THE INCESSANT QUACKING NEVER CEASE
Men, all this stuff you've heard about ducks not wanting to fight, wanting to stay out of the war, is a lot of horse dung. Ducks traditionally love to fight. All real ducks love the sting of battle. When you were ducklings, you all admired the best swimmer, the fastest to get the pellets handed out by the humans, and the champion duck boxer. Ducks love a winner and will not tolerate a loser. Ducks play to win all the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a duck who lost and laughed. That's why ducks have never lost, and will never lose a war... because the very thought of losing is hateful to ducks.
NO, I WISHED FOR A MILLION *BUCKS* DAMMIT
I refuse to be scared of anything that delicious.
DUCKLAND UBER ALLES
|Dutch Oven Fresh Pie |
I had no idea you could control them with a little sock on a fishing pole.
|Hugo Gorilla |
Four legs good, two webbed feet better.
A vision of the future: a webbed foot stamping on the human face forever.
|Binro the Heretic |
I want to hear what they sound like running across a tile floor.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
This is like something a Victorian gentleman would talk about to another. "I say old chap, did I ever tell you about the time I participated in shepherding the great Duck Herds of Rajahstan? Oh yes, quite. I do say that they were egging me on, but I shrugged it off like water off their backs, wah hah!" (monocle rub)
that seems like an awful lot of ducks.
|ninja related crimes |
Speedup completely unnecessary.
this is why god invented the internet
|Cursed Egyptian Sex Toy |
well that is certainly a thing
|Dutch Oven Fresh Pie |
I found out that if you give one a whole slice of bread, this will be the result.
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