wtf japan
It seems our friend here may be more of an authority on this subject than we give him credit for.

Cleaner82
I prefer to think he's one massive steroid-abusing knot of anger and tension, and at this point he's basically totally paralyzed by the physical toll of the loathing he holds for everyone but himself.

Lauritz Melchior
Somebody needs to make a clip of just the first two seconds.

fourthguy
Yeah, this.

Also, to his credit, Twilight is pretty awful.

takewithfood
Because "Larry" is a much better vampire name.