QuartuvLarry has a few problems with Twilight...

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Comment count is 11

baleen

- 2008-12-06

what happened to his neck? does he have a disease? he looks like he is dying.

wtf japan

- 2008-12-06

It seems our friend here may be more of an authority on this subject than we give him credit for.

Cleaner82

- 2008-12-06

I prefer to think he's one massive steroid-abusing knot of anger and tension, and at this point he's basically totally paralyzed by the physical toll of the loathing he holds for everyone but himself.

The Great Hippo

- 2008-12-06

Sorry, but -1 star for lack of a finishing cock-smile.

Lauritz Melchior

- 2008-12-06

I made it three seconds in - literally - before I had to pause the clip due to uncontrollable laughter.

Lauritz Melchior - 2008-12-06

Somebody needs to make a clip of just the first two seconds.

fourthguy

- 2008-12-07

Yeah, this.

Also, to his credit, Twilight is pretty awful.

Goethe and ernie

- 2008-12-07

I got about 30 seconds through, then the sheer toxic force of his smugness forced me to stop. I like the way he says "Edward" though, I nearly vomited.

takewithfood

- 2008-12-07

Because "Larry" is a much better vampire name.

phalsebob

- 2008-12-10

So this guy was a marine or something?

They gave him a gun.

You go think about that in your room, young man.

big pincers

- 2008-12-11

Kiefer Sutherland in Freeway used too much chapstick, but this Kiefer Sutherland really, really needs some

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