mouser I suppose his rocking is a sure sign of self-confidence.
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Udderdude Ah, online dating.
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Mike Tyson?! If it weren't for online dating I wouldn't do any dating at all!
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Lauritz Melchior      Oh god...
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big pincers      so after I see your pretty face... I immediately begin dreaming up new ways to torture you in my secret rapedungeon
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Twitch      I like to play full out. Are you open and ready for that?
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DMKA      Why is it that everyone on these online dating things has ridiculously high standards?
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kwash I believe they're called sociopaths.
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Baldr      I like how he manages to hold back the crazy for a full minute before the dam breaks and it all comes pouring through.
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Oktay Now, how on EARTH did you find that page? Tsk, tsk, tsk....
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Caminante Nocturno      Good day, Mr. Kubrick.
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Monchiles Monchiles      It's so strange how he goes from "Rugged Gentleman" to "Creepy guy" so fast.
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Lindner      "I'll probably challenge you, and surprise you sexually."
... you getting any from this video would certainly be a surprise, I concur.
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Gwago      Great. Now I need a shower after watching this.
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mountain dew insimination      just ponder that. you don't have to answer me.
.... ever.
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revdrew      Anyone who uses the word "fashionista" is either gay, or a douche. Or a gay douche.
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thatonegirl      Why did I keep thinking "Please don't open the door behind you... Please don't open the door..."?
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Enjoy      futurefuturebot
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libby1217      i'll probably challenge you...then throw you in my trunk...
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a flaming monkey Those tags suck balls. Where's all the usual POEprofessors screaming that 'receding' is spelled incorrectly?
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Oktay      Was the "parole officer" supposed to be a joke? I can't be sure.
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tak_a_je_to      Ugh.
If my former stepfather made an online dating profile, this would be exactly it, I'm sure.
Ugh.
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Rodents of Unusual Size      ...and you care for your precious body...because it will taste wonderful in my giant stewpot.
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Xiphias      you had me at "integrated self"
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tamago 'This video has been removed by the user.'
This means either he found true love, or he lives in a state where it illegal for sexual predators to own a computer.
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