Rodents of Unusual Size 
Oh the delicious, delicious fear.
Delicious.
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mouser
His previous conviction made him a superstar and landed him a movie role.
Imagine now! Move over Tom Cruise! We've got a better coot!
I hope this quarterback gets to line up asa full back in prison.
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futurebot
"I've sung to their mothers when they were sick", what?
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Daniel Striped Tiger I am outraged to learn that my years of public service writing book reports will not be taken into consideration.
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phalsebob
Aww shucks ... if yer that sorry, you can go.
TO PRISON!
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Udderdude
No, OJ. You are the killers.
And then OJ was a prison bitch.
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Cena_mark
Actually he has no previous convictions. That's good for him cause his sentence would be longer otherwise.
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Cena_mark Oxygenquief, that was not too long. It was two sentences. If that's too long for you to read then I guess you are a tard.
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oogaBooga I just watched the Naked Gun and this made me smile.
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Dib
That guy is an amazing character.
You got away with murder. You beat the system in one of the most publicized trials of the 90s. You landed 00 on that verdict despite all the odds against you. You should have thanked the merciful deities and disappeared to enjoy your life. Every morning you woke up in your own bed and not a cell, you should have layed worship at an idol. Every meal that wasn't a prison sandwich should have tasted finer, every hour given to your freedom instead of somebody's orders should have been a blessing.
But you had to go and rob a hotel. Then to top it off, you went to trial instead of pleading out. What were the chances of you getting away a second time? These brief statements at the end of the trial don't even begin to approach what the fuck was going through your head.
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious
SQUIRM MOTHERFUCKER
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Cleaner82
I don't know what I did wrong, I'm terribly confused, I was only retaking my property, and I'm SO SO SORRY for all the things that weren't my fault or wrong at all.
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Bebido
Brb, jail.
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Walt Henderson
I couldn't get my hands on the world's smallest violin, so I'll be playing the world's smallest kazoo instead.
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StanleyPain
Fuck you, you fucking disgusting fuck.
OK, fine..you sleazed your way out of a murder conviction. Whatever...old news at this point. And you managed to get away from any civil damages through yet more sleazy legal maneuvering (yeah, you're "bankrupt" alright).
But then you FUCKING WROTE A BOOK ABOUT HOW YOU COMMITTED THE MURDER and tried to fucking profit off of it. Fuck you, fuck your family, fuck your friends who helped you get away with it all (and then also profited from it), fuck all of your dumbshit "supporters."
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Frank Rizzo
your tears taste like a childs joy on christmas morning.
someone needs to post his reaction to being found guilty, man he faces a min of 9 years!!!
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oswaldtheluckyrabbit
I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS
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libby1217
" I called the Browns and told them I was going to retrieve "our" stuff." And they said OK, OJ...be careful..let us know when you get back and we'll tee off...What a load of crap this guy is...He deserves what he gets..if not for this then for a crime he should've paid for years ago...
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Michael Houser
Do you think Kato Kaelin will visit him?
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Michael Houser Cena Mark is on the 'People Who Liked This Video Might Also Like' list!
I actually came back to correct my misspelling of 'Kato Kaelin,' but apparently I spelled it correctly.
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Frank Rizzo
Charlie Murphy was right, he does have a big fucking head.
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