Stog I'm not giving this fucker two bucks. He'll just spend it on whatever makes his skin so jaundiced.
snothouse Imagine being the session singer, in the booth, being handed these lyrics. You have to sing this song with passion. You realize that your band is not going to open for Whitesnake.
FangoftheCobras I recommend playing the clip three times in a row for full comic value.
Walker I second the recommendation for thrice viewing. Quietly wiping away tears and trying not to wake my family at 1:30AM.
Caminante Nocturno I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this is the last we ever hear of Freddy Freaker.
Rodents of Unusual Size The curiosity for these is killing me...who the fuck was answering. Did they do a funny voice? What the hell do you talk about?
Camonk How do you get hired to be one of the people on these lines? I mean phone sex operators, fine, that's easy. But how did you get onto Freddy Freaker's line?
Honkykong Agreed. I just can't get my head around the objective of anybody that would have called Freddie Freaker. What could one possibly be trying to satisfy? Curiosity? Rage? Loneliness? Lust?
Corman's Inferno Oh please. It's obviously a party line for xenophiles.
Chizmurder Basically you pay two dollars a minute to have this mustard gremlin scream horrific phrases and threats at you followed by lots of heavy breathing. CALL NOW!