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Desc:for the stalker in all of us
Category:Classic TV Clips, Science & Technology
Tags:commercial, stalker, loud n clear
Submitted:buttnutt
Date:12/15/08
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Man Who Fights Like Woman
This thing never sat right with me, now I know why. You can look like a douchebag while you listen in on your neighbors across the street!
BHWW
yeah i just wanna listen to what those fiiiine ladies across the room are saying maybe it's about me eh heh heh heh heh

These commercials creep me out.
Millard
They call the kid sliding into the plate safe even as you see the ball bounce away on the ground. That, combined with the "guy eavesdropping on the ladies" bit, the lady getting bingo, and, well, everything else, makes me think this is some kind of magical device that lets you hear exactly what you want.
pastorofmuppets
I was guessing it contained a circuit similar to a recording device with automatic gain control. That is, if something close to you is loud, it'll back off. Or maybe it will just use the magical power of waveform clipping, since it appears to be a cheap piece of crap.

Stupid Lisa Garbage Face
Then when you call them to get a refund: "WHAT?? .. WHAT??"
boner
I'll believe the LOUD but not the CLEAR
Moustache McGillicuddy
damn nature is too quiet, I cannot hear!! However this device helps me to hear the soft scuttles of a squirrel, the sensuous nestling of leaves blowing in the wind, and also the invigorating splashes from the nearby canal. I will never use my regular ears ever again, because now I am "loud and clear!"

What happens if you use one loud and clear on each ear? Then are you loud and clearerer?
The Faghorn
Wearing one for each ear technically makes you a cyborg.

ProfessorChaos
The goofy part is that this product is a carbon copy of another product that does the exact same thing. The ads for the older one used close to the exact same script, but was lyre-shot to accommodate the "bluetooth headset" look.
Rudy
"What did you say trump was?"

"Oh, NOW you can't hear me! Fuck you, ya old cunt!"
Shotgun Jackson
He just moved in next door... what a douche bag... yeah what is that thing in his ear?
Testicles of Doom
"Like we'd ever let him put his dick in US! Right ladies?"

"Yeah!"

"AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA lets' go get abortions!"

baleen

"Will his penis do for the ritual tonight?"
"Well it does call for the member of a man with gray eyes."
"We'll have to to consult the reverend mother."

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