Somebody needs to blow in the cartridge!

Goldeneye 2: Electric Boogaloo

Obviously this is the little-known "Breakdancing" cheat.

Evil came to rue the day Q Branch supplied Bond with the dreaded epilepsy gun.

I really liked Goldeneye mostly because if you played as Odd Job and were up against Jaws, you could run up right next to him and he was too tall to hit you.

My stars are for 2:27-2:40

I was so surprised by the plane and then even the helicopter after that.

First it starts out as some heavy petting, and then

)(QW#E)RF*HQ!#()*RH!Q)#*RH spurt spurt

What really pushes this over the edge for me is the horrible noises, you can hear every shattering bone in those contorting bodies.

The last 30 seconds or so really pushed this up to a 5

It got funnier and funnier the longer it went on. I can't vote on this until Cartridge Tilting is in the tags

gimbal lock is one hell of a drug

I fucking want that cartridge so bad.

I'm waiting for the part where Bond perfectly, smoothly, and gracefully pops up behind someone and shoves his fingers into their ass.

My favorite thing to do in Goldeneye was to plant times explosives on the windows in the Archives level. If you timed it right they'd explode as the ending cinematic played and kill Natalya.

Plus a bazillion stars for that chick spasming and/or cartwheeling across the bridge. That made my day.