mouser 
Hungry hungry hyppo.
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baleen
The way this is edited makes all of nature look like a total asshole.
1. asshole lion 2. asshole vulture 3. asshole hippo 4. asshole crocodile
5. asshole flies
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Cleaner82 What about that buffalo? He spend his whole life packing on that delicious meat just to be lunch for some asshole hippo. Or the grass? Photosynthesizing, minding its own business, when along comes some piece of shit buffalo and eats it! The world is just a ball of assholes being dickheads to each other with fatal consequences.
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boba.
what the fuck, is this rotten.com?
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Toenails Oh.
In that case: "HIPPO ATE MY BALLS!!!!"
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SixDigitDebt
You can almost hear the hippo thinking, 'do something, dipshit' at the lions.
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Cleaner82
I have never been under any illusions that hippos are not big cute utter hardasses. Ever since that Congo scene.
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Gojira1000
I love hippos. Anything that weighs a couple tons, is protected by a leathery hide and 3" of blubber, and has two foot-long, slightly curved razor blades hiding in a mouth that can open 4' wide does NOT need to be fucked with.
At zoos it's endless fun to contrast the families chattering about "how cute" with the history of hippo-versus-small-boat. They always think the rhinos are boring, as well, and all I can think about is the train that one supposedly derailed by charging back in the 20s or 30s.
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Keefu
Given a chance, a hippo would eat you and everyone you love.
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Hooker
Hippos will fuck you up and not even care.
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EvilHomer
Dogs, sharks, etc.
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