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jyrque - 2009-01-16

I like to this Chris is actually the last person on Earth and makes these videos in a desperate attempt at making human contact.


Nikon - 2009-01-16

Holy shit, what amazing unintentional comedy: "But I will ... show my FAAAAAANNNGGGS"


Nikon - 2009-01-16

I wonder if FAAAAANNNGGGS include making custom versions of the people in Soul Calibur, as Chris-chan did with the dean of his community college when she kicked him out for a year:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgEQINfsJSM

Even though the trolling of him has been fierce, there have also been some surprisingly constructive letters from trolls:
http://i42.tinypic.com/elp1h.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/2h84y9x.jpg


oddeye - 2009-01-16

Holy shit I pissed myself laughing at that.


UnderANeonHalo - 2009-01-16

Sweet Satan I hope those are real letters.


Dib - 2009-01-17

Yes, UnderANeonHalo. Shigeru Miyamoto really wrote to CWC.

So why aren't you making Youtube videos? Maybe he'll write to you too.


Smellvin - 2009-01-16

Erectile dysfunction does its thing regardless of whether or not you denounce it.


charmlessman - 2009-01-16

I denounced it and I've had a boner ever since.


fermun - 2009-01-16

I curse y'all to bad luck and extreme misfortune. Shinye ha-me HA! Peace.


Caminante Nocturno - 2009-01-16

Oh my God, what's wrong with this guy?


Nikon - 2009-01-16

I think autism is somehow involved.


Hooper_X - 2009-01-16

When the internet was first created, it involved pagan blood sex magic rituals. Those rituals created various lesser demons, imps, furries, and other homunculi. The invocation of the World Wide Web, however, required a more powerful totem. A baby boy, pure and innocent, must be transformed into a living breathing avatar of Internets.

It's like The Picture of Dorian Gray, but way way more fucked up and sad and gay (and that's saying a lot).


Nikon - 2009-01-16

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPsz4HXUZj8&


socialist_hentai - 2009-01-16

did he actually say "drawlings" ?


Stopheles - 2009-01-16

PLEASE DO NOT GO TO THE WEBPAGE THAT CAN BE EASILY FOUND VIA GOOGLE


Ghoul - 2009-01-16

Dear Chris-Chan,

You are not autistic. RAIN MAN was fucking autistic. You have a mental disorder psychologists call "aspergers". The rest of the world refers to this as socially awkward geek. The good news is that this "disorder" is completely controllable with training, so stop using it as a shield for your abhorrent behavior.

On to my next point, if a girl asks your retarded ass to wear your Mom's underwear, or get naked on web cam, don't do it. These people are looking to embarrass you. Lesson learned too late I suppose.

Finally, I would like to point out that your love quest will fail. The ladies do not like men that don't shower, play Pokemon, draw sonic porn cartoons, randomly scream at walls in public, don't have jobs, never change their clothes or spend their entire day playing vidya games. If you want a relationship... find another "autistic" lady (or man!) to hang out with. At least your interests will be similar.

Now get the fuck of the internet until you learn how to behave.


Monchiles Monchiles - 2009-01-16

Whoa, I just scored a 4/8 on the Chris Chan personality test.


allcaps - 2009-01-16

You should probably shout, because I�m not certain he can hear you from here.


Ghoul - 2009-01-16

He splits his time between the internet, playing PS3, furiously masturbating, or sleeping. He WILL discover PoeTV eventually.

Unless... he's dead. He's isn't dead is he?


Nikon - 2009-01-16

Oh god: http://seclists.org/fulldisclosure/2007/Nov/0103.html


tesla_weapon - 2015-01-06

that is the most amazing thing I have read in a long time


wtf japan - 2009-01-16

Never go full retard, Chris!

Also, amazing as this video is, it is nowhere near as hilarious as his 10 minute, "I AM STRAIGHT" video.


Longshot- - 2009-01-16

4chan is a troll?

God I love how this guy only keeps giving us fuel for the fire that burns in his name.


Cube - 2009-01-16

There's an energy drink called ED.


Sexy Duck Cop - 2015-06-26

this guy is now some pandimensional tranny superstar

huh


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