Cap'n Profan!ty
-1 because a flock of canada geese didn't crap on him

kingarthur
Klaus Nomi came back from the dead to sing that JUST FOR THIS MOMENT.

SenilePlacebo
Hells yes, these stars are for Nomi and the reference.

j lzrd / swift idiot
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up you sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead.

She's gone where the goblins go, below - below - below.
Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.

Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know The Wicked Witch is dead!

SteamPoweredKleenex
I figured he'd just vanish in a puff of sulpher and brimstone.

Caminante Nocturno
I was hoping that he would dissolve into a dessicated, dried-out husk at the sound of everyone cheering Barack's inauguration.

Meerkat
No he didn't. Karl Rove hijacked the helicopter and flew him to Cuba, the forbidden land, where he was reunited with a disfigured American female castaway under the watchful eyes of the communist mind control dudes, Lalos and Thanito.

sosage
All nonsense. He is hiding in his casket, hidden somewhere in the walls of the White House. If Obama wants him out, he is gonna have to locate and destroy Cheney with a stake to the heart.

1394
A rocket powered wheel chair, at that.

Caminante Nocturno
Oh, they care.

Camonk
The whiskey market is really going to take a dive now that I don't have to have a double handy just watch a press conference without wanting to put my fist through the dog. I'll probably spend the first couple of weeks yelling SHUT UP SHUT UP YOU ASSHOLE at the TV, just out of habit.