Maybe this bitch needs to start paying attention to the fact that Islam is pretty good.
And why the fuck would "Islam is the light" preclude an E rating. Goddamn cornfed inbreds.
Hey chinballs if it's so bad why are babies constantly telling this woman's kids to join it? Huh? Yeah, exactly. QED. Ipso facto.
PERHAPS THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL RELIGIONS
The same woman again? And they're still treating it as news? Really?
"Local law enforcement reviewing the case have suggested to Mrs. Jones that while the matter is being investigated, a temporary solution will have to suffice of not buying creepy baby shit for her children and then scrutinizing them while they play it."
|Doctor Arcane |
Oh I'm totally getting that shit for my flashcard. Who has a ROM?
|Frank Rizzo |
theres a word for this.... whats that word oh yeah xenophobia.
MAN, can you believe Islam is mentioned in a game that's rated E for EVERYONE?! Someone should tell the ESRB that this includes GOD-FEARING CHRIS-TYUNS!
They'd stone this bitch in Afghanistan so maybe Islam really is the light.
From the GamePolitics.com, who actually talked to the publisher of the game and not Nintendo:
"In creating the Nintendo DS game “Baby Pals”, the game developer Brain Toys / InXile used sounds files to simulate the life like baby noises and babbling. The sounds are publicly available for license. It is a recording of a 5 month old baby babbling non-intelligible phrases."
I like how it takes a videogame blog two seconds to solve this sinister Muslim conspiracy. I wonder why this lady is stuck reporting in Retard, IN for the rest of her life?
It's actually Stinktown, IN, and you don't talk about Patrece Dayton that way.
Holy shit, a funny Penny Arcade? THE END TIMES
one star for middle america
|Caminante Nocturno |
Hate to tell you but religious bigotry isn't specific to whites.
When I turn my car in it kind of sounds like a guy who wants to say "Islam is the light" but instead he clears his throat.
|Innocent Bystander |
All I'm hearing is "you're a stupid cunt".
This is worse than when everyone was going apeshit over the red teletubby doll supposedly saying "faggot" repeately.
I used to work with a TV crew (LoBu college station, not a hi-class venture like DuMont or anything), and I can so imagine the setup and all for the shoot at this lady's house.
Lady: Yeah, really. This toy promotes Islam and it's for children.
Cameraman: Uh huh.
Lady: But what gets me is it's for KIDS! Nintendo, you know, how could they not know? You know?
Audio: *setting up mic* Yeah, don't they test that, you know?
Lady: Uh huh. Probably some crazy guy put it in after they tested it.
Cameraman: Uh huh. Hey, hold that white balance thing. Up. Again. Up more. 'K.
Lady: I just can't believe someone...you know, all kinds of sick people out there, just sick.
Director: Yeah, remember when some crazy guy at Disney put all of those penises in like, The Lion King?
Lady: ...ha ha, yeah...shh shh, the kids might be listening.
Director: Oh, sorry.
Lady: Yeah, can't let KyeLeeigh play with this. Just one more toy for the Goodwill, 'guess.
"In God We Trust" on money? No problem.
"Islam is the Light" in the game purchased with the "In God We Trust" money? OH MY FUCKING GOD CALL THE NEWS!
I wonder what her Freep handle is.
It was kind of surprising to see a news team from my town up when the video started...wait.
Incidentally this could use a Terre Haute tag.
i remember the same news report airing ten years ago but with a teletubby doll that allegedly said "faggot bite my butt"
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