Toenails I was going to vote this up in the Hopper... but I was too busy watching the sequence at 2:20 over and over again... and when I was done the video already was on the front page.
Toenails Holy shit it's even sweeter in High Quality!!!
Caminante Nocturno Steven Seagal has absolutely no respect for other people's property. I'll bet he'd be a lot more careful if it was his house and his stuff.
NewHeavenSalesman Has there ever been a situation in a Seagal film where he even has some slight difficult kicking someone's ass?
StanleyPain "OH MY DEAR LORD MY WEAPON SEEMS TO NOT BE FUNCTIONING LEAVING ME TOTALLY EXPOSED TO RETURN FIRE!!!!"
"SHUT UP, AL!!"
The Faghorn Steven Seagal might not have as much of an on-screen body count as other action stars, but he probably maimed or crippled dozens more.
FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown Yeah, the focus on maiming was always weirder to me that the typical "dozens of retards run into automatic gunfire and die" 80s action scene formula.