|La Loco |
This is why I'm scared of the sea.
|Spike Jonez |
|Frank Rizzo |
anti-aids commercial? So theres pro-aids commercials out there?
|Doctor Arcane |
Somewhere, someone is jerking off feverishly to this.
Penis ends in "is" therefore if you are going to do a Latin pluralization of it, you should do it like the word nemesis, which becomes nemeses, or crisis which becomes crises. So Latin pluralization of penis should be penes.
but in practice you should really just say "penises" like every other english speaker in the world
But in Latin, Jehova begins with an I
First: OK, I'll fix it so it doesn't say "peni" anymore. I couldn't figure out the correct plural I guess.
Second: This is my favorite comment branch ever.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Oh man, Bioshock 2 is going to be so awesome.
|Wonko the Sane |
suddenly I find fish arousing
The only animal there that actually makes her moan with pleasure is the octopenis. Which is an octopus with penises for tentacles..
Japan would be so proud
|wtf japan |
She flew up that whales urethra. SHE FLEW UP THAT WHALE'S URETHRA!
a flaming monkey
Yeah... that was odd.
Sometimes I wonder if french people actually know how to have sex. I mean, there's really not much evidence.
Why has no one mentioned how horrible it is when she rams inside that whale?
That's a lot of dicking around.
SHE WENT INTO THE PEE-HOLE OF THE PENIS-WHALE
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING READING THIS POST GIVE IT STARS ALREADY SHE WENT UP THE PEEHOLE ON A PENIS-WHALE
|Sudan no1 |
Wow, that is a fascinating solar system. I never knew that planets could drool. wait... that's not...
|Jimmy The Headless Frog Boy |
Troy McClure would love this!
THIS IS WHAT CHICKS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
|Innocent Bystander |
Wait, THAT's how you use condom?
...where do you get such a tiny woman?
Glad to see that David Cronenberg is branching out to light hearted commercials
I like the end moral of the story: Hey ladies! Get all the dick you like! Go nuts - big ones, small ones, ones so huge you can fit your body inside them, hundreds of tiny ones that come up behind you and make you giggle, long ones attached to an even bigger one - whatever you like. Just wrap it up, and it's cool.
Frankly, the only truly horrific bit was the uncanny valley CG girl.
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