The firemen in this are nothing like the firemen in Rescue Me. This is probably more accurate, cause of Kirk Cameron's love of Jesus and all. Firemen obviously HATE trashcans. Hate them to HELL.
|Caminante Nocturno |
The fact that he immediately goes after the garbage after going all scout on the computer makes me wonder what he was jerking off to on the Internet.
"YOU DISRESPECTFUL, UNGRATEFUL, SELFISH WOMAN!"
I guess just calling her a bitch would be too raw for the movie`s intended audience.
You CUNT...stantly nag me
Ned Flanders, wife-abuser.
This movie does have one important and meaningful lesson.
"I don't want you talkin to that guy. He is weird."
Why the black man always gotta be the one sodomized by a train?
|Frank Rizzo |
"black dude spying on you" @ 1:22 would make an awesome looped animated gif
this was about 90% intentional comedy
I do want to see more of that train scene though
Funny, but I like this one better:
Everyone at my job says this is the greatest movie ever made. I live in Southeast Oklahoma.
Haha I just texted her and asked her why she didn't mention that Kirk Cameron was a compulsive masturbator. Her response:
"His wife made him sleep in another room. What was he supposed to do"
|Jeff Fries |
Marital strife in the CRT belt
so did he go on those rampages before or after he found Christ? Because an insane person destroys their computer because of a porn addiction.
|wtf japan |
I think we're all Mr. Rudolph here.
I believe him when he says he's not looking at porn on the Internet. Anyone using a computer for that purpose would not have it in the middle of the family room where just anyone can leap out and surprise you. At the very least, put it around the corner where you can hear people approaching and they can't see you. Gives you time to get your dick back in your pants. How's he supposed to get his dick out in a situation like this? He'd have to close the curtains each time (he's not done it here), hunch all over in an uncomfortable position, keep tissues handy and walk alllll the way to the bathroom or wherever to dispose of them. There's not a man in America that doesn't know how to properly look at porn on the internet, and I just can't see him doing that here. Clearly he's doing something equally shameful to a good Christian soul: reading Harry Potter fanfiction.
You make a surprisingly strong case!
I know of and know people who honestly believe this is a good movie. It's gotten to the point where it doesn't hurt to die a little inside with things like this. In fact, I think I've become a social masochist.
God makes you immune to burning pepper-based acids.
No, it was tomato juice, don't you see? He tricked him like Jacob tricked Essau into giving up his inheritance for a bowl of soup! The Lord loves deception!
Maybe if she used her mouth for something other then bitching he wouldn't be jerking off to mature japanese preggos! Thats a valuable lesson any christian woman needs to keep in mind.
Like it was the computer's fault your wife caught you jacking to dickgirls.
|HP Lovesauce |
"The film was created on a budget of 0,000, with Cameron as the lead actor, portraying Captain Caleb Holt. Though it was a low-budget film, the film grossed ,415,129 and was a box office success. It was the highest grossing independent film of 2008."
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